Kate Gosselin looks great these days

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She looks gorgeous.

She looks trashy, superficial and insecure.
There is nothing to be jealous of there.

The ad is correct--no personal trainer or crash diet. Just Kate and her surgeon did the work.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm not a fan of Kate Gosselin at all but who cares if she got a manicure?

I think the point is that it's (a) expensive and (b) time-consuming to get fake french tips (and, also, (c) tacky according to another thread), particularly when you have 8 kids and no job.

I'm the PP you quoted. It is expensive, and can be time consuming yes. I wonder who pays for all of this now?

Her kids, right? Supposedly their college funds are fully funded, so every time she pimps them out, that's a few more manicures for her.

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She looks pretty damn good. How can anyone deny that?

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She may look good, but she was the same old bi--ch on the new special, hair extensions and all. So glad she's not my mom! I feel bad for all her kids, especially teen Mady.

[Anonymous]

She grosses me out. Her face looks old and her hair looks young.

[Anonymous]

She looks pretty good, I must say.

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She looks good n the magazine, but looked strange on her tv special.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Today's entry about Kate from my favorite gossip blog dlisted.com.

"Because Kate Gosselin is such a wonderful, caring, loving mother, she only ever has the best interests of her 8 children in mind. Like her most recent decision to pimp them out in a 2-hour special on TLC, even though it’s very clear they would rather eat sandwiches made from Jon Gosselin’s hair plugs and unemployment checks for a month than have cameras following them around.

The Pennsylvania Pimp Mama Kris told E! News that she knows that it looks like she’s pushing her 8 little money makers onto the ho stroll because she’s a desperate fame whore with desperate fame whore blood running through her Botoxed veins, but she’s actually doing it because she’s a poor single mom who’s just trying to feed her litter:

“Hear me very clearly: If there was another way to singly support eight children, you would not know this name and I would be on an island, and so would they. You would never hear from us again.”

Allow me to translate that from Famewhore-ese to English:

“Hear me very clearly: If there is another way to pimp out my eight children on television, please tell me, because the money I’ll make off this 2-hour TLC special will only pay for 3 weeks of Botox injections and half a pack of polyester My Little Pony hair. I’d skipper a boat named The Minnow and take them all on a fateful 3-hour tour if it could get me a 22-episode reality show called Gosselin’s Island. When do you want to start filming? I can have the kids on a boat in 90 minutes.”

Here’s more of the prototype for Busted Bitch Barbie at GMA on Thursday. Damn, Kate, if your goal is to convince people you’re only pimping out your children and forcing them to DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE on television so you can afford frozen Costco lasagnas and shit, at least try not to look so much like a thirsty Atlantic City dayshift hooker sniffing around for someone who will treat her to a Juicy Couture closeout sale."

SOOOO hysterical! Dlisted.com is the best blog ever. Michael K is genius (and always correct).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She looks gorgeous.

She looks trashy, superficial and insecure.
There is nothing to be jealous of there.

The ad is correct--no personal trainer or crash diet. Just Kate and her surgeon did the work.

Thanks for posting, Kate.

Body looks good, but everything else looks trashy. Fake tan, fake white teeth, fake hair, etc.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She may look good, but she was the same old bi--ch on the new special, hair extensions and all. So glad she's not my mom! I feel bad for all her kids, especially teen Mady.

I hope Mady and Cara get out of there FAST once they're 18. Mady's the punching bag, but Cara obviously can't stand her mom either.

If I didn't know who Kate was, I'd say she looks good for her age. Fake, but good. But she's such a stank beeyotch that it's really hard to get past that. And I don't really like her hair, it's just too much.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She looks gorgeous.

She looks trashy, superficial and insecure.
There is nothing to be jealous of there.

The ad is correct--no personal trainer or crash diet. Just Kate and her surgeon did the work.

Thanks for posting, Kate.

Body looks good, but everything else looks trashy. Fake tan, fake white teeth, fake hair, etc.

Thanks frumpy DCUM mom

[Anonymous]

She looks good but I wish she'd go back to that weird haircut (old school style). You just know one day those twins will be writing a "Cristina Crawford" style tell all on their years under Kate's thumb. I'll be reading!!!

[Anonymous]

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That's some good results!!! I'd take it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today's entry about Kate from my favorite gossip blog dlisted.com.

"Because Kate Gosselin is such a wonderful, caring, loving mother, she only ever has the best interests of her 8 children in mind. Like her most recent decision to pimp them out in a 2-hour special on TLC, even though it’s very clear they would rather eat sandwiches made from Jon Gosselin’s hair plugs and unemployment checks for a month than have cameras following them around.

The Pennsylvania Pimp Mama Kris told E! News that she knows that it looks like she’s pushing her 8 little money makers onto the ho stroll because she’s a desperate fame whore with desperate fame whore blood running through her Botoxed veins, but she’s actually doing it because she’s a poor single mom who’s just trying to feed her litter:

“Hear me very clearly: If there was another way to singly support eight children, you would not know this name and I would be on an island, and so would they. You would never hear from us again.”

Allow me to translate that from Famewhore-ese to English:

“Hear me very clearly: If there is another way to pimp out my eight children on television, please tell me, because the money I’ll make off this 2-hour TLC special will only pay for 3 weeks of Botox injections and half a pack of polyester My Little Pony hair. I’d skipper a boat named The Minnow and take them all on a fateful 3-hour tour if it could get me a 22-episode reality show called Gosselin’s Island. When do you want to start filming? I can have the kids on a boat in 90 minutes.”

Here’s more of the prototype for Busted Bitch Barbie at GMA on Thursday. Damn, Kate, if your goal is to convince people you’re only pimping out your children and forcing them to DANCE, MONKEYS, DANCE on television so you can afford frozen Costco lasagnas and shit, at least try not to look so much like a thirsty Atlantic City dayshift hooker sniffing around for someone who will treat her to a Juicy Couture closeout sale."

SOOOO hysterical! Dlisted.com is the best blog ever. Michael K is genius (and always correct).

+1 LMAO Thank you for introducing me to that site. It's hilarious!

[Anonymous]

She doesn't look like Kate Gosselin any more?