Dumbest threads you have seen on here.

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Anonymous wrote:OK, I give up. Who is Pinecone Lady?

Outstanding DCUM entertainment yet not quite Chipotle Mom classic. Here ya go...

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/314104.page

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The bitching and moaning about having been on the waitlist for the community pool for years. Oh boo friggin hoo.

The crazy pro/anti bamboo thread. It, like bamboo, just kept friggin spreading.

The idiotic threads asking why people of a particular race or ethnic group shop/eat/ congregate at certain places. Seriously?

The threads where starlets' looks and weight are scrutinized. Why do this?

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Easily Overwhelmed

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Anonymous wrote:the lady who wants her H to reimburse her for half lost wages during mat leave.

+1,000.
That thread was truly something...

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The "is it raining in Alexandria" type posts.

+100. I've noticed only posters from a select few neighborhoods do this too.

Also the "did you hear a loud noise in Bethesda last night?" threads.

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The threads where moms go into a foaming frenzy over emailed invitations and thank you notes as the height of rudeness. Please unclench.

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The one where some lady thought her maid broke a piece of pottery her kid made and was looking to accuse her.

It's not like it was worth a ton of money.

What a waste or space.

(Both the posting and the woman. Lol)

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The threads where loonies claim their dogs are cleaner and better behaved than kids and defend the right to take Fido to tot lots where dogs are banned and into grocery stores.

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The "Am I pregnant?" threads.

[Anonymous]

The pro-bamboo threads

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Anonymous wrote:The "Am I pregnant?" threads.

Oooooooh yeah! "My boobs are tender and I feel like eating cheese today. Could I be pregnant? Also, my period is 15 seconds late and it's NEVER late. And my poop is lighter brown and it's NEVER lighter brown. I'm pregnant, right? Could it be twins?"

And then after they confirm the pregnancy, those morph into "I feel like eatinv sweets, I'm having a boy, right?" Followed by a bunch of comments about knowing for sure you're having a girl if you crave pickles with mayo or some crap.

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Cartoon character bashing threads. Who cares? If you don't like them, stay away. What's with all the pissed off people mad at freaking disney/tv characters?