Melancholia - the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life

[Anonymous]

Wrong, OP.

The absolute worst movie ever was Satisfaction...starring Justine Bateman...with Juia Roberts and Liam Neeson in supporting roles. Bateman sings. It's the best worst movie ever!

A close second is Fresh Horses starring Andrew McCarthy and Molly Ringworm. We walked out of the movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why the hell would a planet come out of no where? Makes no sense at all

It's called a rouge planet. It's something that could absolutely happen. It's very unlikely but certainly not impossible. And just like in the movie, if it did happen, we'd be fucked. Even if a planet that size didn't hit Earth, coming that close without a collision would greatly change Earth's orbit or possibly even throw us out of our own solar system.

I thought Mars was the rouge planet?

Ba dum tss

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why the hell would a planet come out of no where? Makes no sense at all

It's called a rouge planet. It's something that could absolutely happen. It's very unlikely but certainly not impossible. And just like in the movie, if it did happen, we'd be fucked. Even if a planet that size didn't hit Earth, coming that close without a collision would greatly change Earth's orbit or possibly even throw us out of our own solar system.

I thought Mars was the rouge planet?

Ba dum tss

Haha, nice one. I meant rogue.

[Anonymous]

I must've missed the original thread back in 2011, but Melancholia is still my favorite movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wrong, OP.

The absolute worst movie ever was Satisfaction...starring Justine Bateman...with Juia Roberts and Liam Neeson in supporting roles. Bateman sings. It's the best worst movie ever!

A close second is Fresh Horses starring Andrew McCarthy and Molly Ringworm. We walked out of the movie.

Gosh, I know it wasn't necessarily Academy Award material, but I really liked Satisfaction when I saw it two (or so) decades ago. Didn't they cover Hazy Shade of Winter by the Go Gos (originally Simon and Garfunkel)? I was just the right age for it when I saw it.

Also, you guys are just not very serious about your worst movies of all time. Dances with Wolves? Avatar? If you're putting out award nominated movie fare -- you must not know about the REAL junk. How about The Human Centipede, where a mad scientist sews people together mouth-to-anus just for laughs? Or Human Centipede II? Or Gigli? Or Glitter? I haven't actually watched any of these, but I can see that there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy!

[Anonymous]

I really like the film. Very cool premise and the visuals are so stunning.

[Anonymous]

I liked Melancholia a lot. The sister of a good friend is bipolar and has episodes similar to the sister in the movie. It was totally believable. With the two themes (the end of the world against a background of family life, good and bad) I thought it was very interesting and also a beautiful movie. Wasn't in my top 10 but nothing wrong with it. OP was wack.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I liked Melancholia a lot. The sister of a good friend is bipolar and has episodes similar to the sister in the movie. It was totally believable. With the two themes (the end of the world against a background of family life, good and bad) I thought it was very interesting and also a beautiful movie. Wasn't in my top 10 but nothing wrong with it. OP was wack.

I agree. The end was frightening and gave me chills.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I liked Melancholia a lot. The sister of a good friend is bipolar and has episodes similar to the sister in the movie. It was totally believable. With the two themes (the end of the world against a background of family life, good and bad) I thought it was very interesting and also a beautiful movie. Wasn't in my top 10 but nothing wrong with it. OP was wack.

I agree. The end was frightening and gave me chills.

I know right?!! I don't remember getting that feeling the first time I watched it. But after watching it again after a few years, at the end I was like FUCKING HELL!! Ending was amazing.