Jennifer Aniston New Boyfriend?

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Anonymous wrote:Dailymail has qoutes from one of his books and he sounds terrible. Copying the qoutes for you guys.

"I wish I had a better relationship with my son, but he lives with his mother most of the time, and he's pissed at me,' he writes in an extraordinary aside."

'My sister is a pain in the a**, because she's so high intensity, and I can't keep a girlfriend because I get bored.'

"He also admits to stalking his girlfriend's boyfriend on Facebook in the midst of their breakup, which caused him to 'spiral into inadequacy and "not enough-ness" around the loss of the relationship, then shame myself for not only the relationship's ending but also for Facebook stalking them"

"Now, to confront his feelings of inadequacy, Curtis says he writes the 'details of my shame' on little pieces of paper and sets them on fire while alone in his bedroom." Jen run.

These are actual quotes?!?! That’s crazy!

Ewwww!!!!!

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Anonymous wrote:Dailymail has qoutes from one of his books and he sounds terrible. Copying the qoutes for you guys.

"I wish I had a better relationship with my son, but he lives with his mother most of the time, and he's pissed at me,' he writes in an extraordinary aside."

'My sister is a pain in the a**, because she's so high intensity, and I can't keep a girlfriend because I get bored.'

"He also admits to stalking his girlfriend's boyfriend on Facebook in the midst of their breakup, which caused him to 'spiral into inadequacy and "not enough-ness" around the loss of the relationship, then shame myself for not only the relationship's ending but also for Facebook stalking them"

"Now, to confront his feelings of inadequacy, Curtis says he writes the 'details of my shame' on little pieces of paper and sets them on fire while alone in his bedroom." Jen run.

I mean I don't think those qoutes are too bad but coming as someone who loves these type of ig coaches, this guy is weird. When you're attractive and a man it makes sense that your audience has a lot of women expect his comment section is almost exclusively older women. The worst part is he's pandering to this crowd. He's done several videos like "How to find love after 42,50,etc,etc" when the information is the same. He's doing it not to help people people but to prey on these women. And the fake magazine covers he's poster? Bizarre!

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He seems like a total narcissist and phony baloney. Run, Jen, run! Hope he's just a member of her entourage and not a love interest.

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As soon as he said he was a “hypnotist” I would have run while laughing hysterically.

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Anonymous wrote:Life coach is a bad sign.

Except in LA this could be every 20th person you meet.

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He’s obv hypnotised her

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She's a sucker for the handsome ones, and the initial attraction. Her fatal flaw.

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Anonymous wrote:If he’s sincere, could actually be a good match for her. But dating a self-help guru does seem a little weird. How about a doctor or lawyer, Jen?

I think this may be the perfect match for her. She’s been in therapy for years, read a bunch of self help books, into working out, etc. This may work for her if he can handle being in the public eye.

He's in the public eye (500K followers on Insta). He's raring to go. Even if the relationship doesn't last more than a few months, she's tremendously boosted his business already. Poor Jen A. A little dim, huh.

Or, not so dim. The Morning Show new season is out in two months. Her life has been very quiet until now. Coincidence or conspiracy that this will result in tremendous interest in her at just the right time? Mutually beneficial relationship perhaps. She's always been the queen of PR.

Interesting! Does seem like a pretty classic CAA play.

This hadn't occurred to me. Then I clicked on People, which made it clear MS publicity is clearly ginning up!

https://people.com/the-morning-show-jennifer-aniston-reese-witherspoon-face-uncertain-future-in-season-4-teaser-11768885

Wonder if Reese will bring her new BF to the premiere.

It took her a while but Reese finally made a smart choice in a partner: a mature, educated, successful financier. Hopefully he's nice.
https://pagesix.com/2025/05/07/celebrity-news/reese-witherspoon-boyfriend-oliver-haarmann-eyeing-luxe-nyc-apartment/

Wish Jennifer would follow suit.

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Anonymous wrote:I don't get why she's still so famous? She's very old is actress terms and her A-list acting career ended like 10+ years ago? Do that many people even watch that Apple show? I really doubt it.

She was on Friends and she was married to Brad Pitt. Even the young generation knows Friends as it’s on Netflix

Ok? That show was like 30 years ago. None of the other Friends stars receive this much tabloid attention.

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Anonymous wrote:If he’s sincere, could actually be a good match for her. But dating a self-help guru does seem a little weird. How about a doctor or lawyer, Jen?

I think this may be the perfect match for her. She’s been in therapy for years, read a bunch of self help books, into working out, etc. This may work for her if he can handle being in the public eye.

He's in the public eye (500K followers on Insta). He's raring to go. Even if the relationship doesn't last more than a few months, she's tremendously boosted his business already. Poor Jen A. A little dim, huh.

Or, not so dim. The Morning Show new season is out in two months. Her life has been very quiet until now. Coincidence or conspiracy that this will result in tremendous interest in her at just the right time? Mutually beneficial relationship perhaps. She's always been the queen of PR.

Interesting! Does seem like a pretty classic CAA play.

This hadn't occurred to me. Then I clicked on People, which made it clear MS publicity is clearly ginning up!

https://people.com/the-morning-show-jennifer-aniston-reese-witherspoon-face-uncertain-future-in-season-4-teaser-11768885

Wonder if Reese will bring her new BF to the premiere.

It took her a while but Reese finally made a smart choice in a partner: a mature, educated, successful financier. Hopefully he's nice.
https://pagesix.com/2025/05/07/celebrity-news/reese-witherspoon-boyfriend-oliver-haarmann-eyeing-luxe-nyc-apartment/

Wish Jennifer would follow suit.

Ah yes, some Wall Street money changer scammer is sooo much better. He’s also ugly.

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Anonymous wrote:If he’s sincere, could actually be a good match for her. But dating a self-help guru does seem a little weird. How about a doctor or lawyer, Jen?

I think this may be the perfect match for her. She’s been in therapy for years, read a bunch of self help books, into working out, etc. This may work for her if he can handle being in the public eye.

He's in the public eye (500K followers on Insta). He's raring to go. Even if the relationship doesn't last more than a few months, she's tremendously boosted his business already. Poor Jen A. A little dim, huh.

Or, not so dim. The Morning Show new season is out in two months. Her life has been very quiet until now. Coincidence or conspiracy that this will result in tremendous interest in her at just the right time? Mutually beneficial relationship perhaps. She's always been the queen of PR.

Interesting! Does seem like a pretty classic CAA play.

This hadn't occurred to me. Then I clicked on People, which made it clear MS publicity is clearly ginning up!

https://people.com/the-morning-show-jennifer-aniston-reese-witherspoon-face-uncertain-future-in-season-4-teaser-11768885

Wonder if Reese will bring her new BF to the premiere.

It took her a while but Reese finally made a smart choice in a partner: a mature, educated, successful financier. Hopefully he's nice.
https://pagesix.com/2025/05/07/celebrity-news/reese-witherspoon-boyfriend-oliver-haarmann-eyeing-luxe-nyc-apartment/

Wish Jennifer would follow suit.

Ah yes, some Wall Street money changer scammer is sooo much better. He’s also ugly.

He's not LA handsome, but he's not ugly. Ivy educated, successful. He's on her level.

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Anonymous wrote:If he’s sincere, could actually be a good match for her. But dating a self-help guru does seem a little weird. How about a doctor or lawyer, Jen?

I think this may be the perfect match for her. She’s been in therapy for years, read a bunch of self help books, into working out, etc. This may work for her if he can handle being in the public eye.

He's in the public eye (500K followers on Insta). He's raring to go. Even if the relationship doesn't last more than a few months, she's tremendously boosted his business already. Poor Jen A. A little dim, huh.

Or, not so dim. The Morning Show new season is out in two months. Her life has been very quiet until now. Coincidence or conspiracy that this will result in tremendous interest in her at just the right time? Mutually beneficial relationship perhaps. She's always been the queen of PR.

Interesting! Does seem like a pretty classic CAA play.

This hadn't occurred to me. Then I clicked on People, which made it clear MS publicity is clearly ginning up!

https://people.com/the-morning-show-jennifer-aniston-reese-witherspoon-face-uncertain-future-in-season-4-teaser-11768885

Wonder if Reese will bring her new BF to the premiere.

It took her a while but Reese finally made a smart choice in a partner: a mature, educated, successful financier. Hopefully he's nice.
https://pagesix.com/2025/05/07/celebrity-news/reese-witherspoon-boyfriend-oliver-haarmann-eyeing-luxe-nyc-apartment/

Wish Jennifer would follow suit.

Ah yes, some Wall Street money changer scammer is sooo much better. He’s also ugly.

He's not LA handsome, but he's not ugly. Ivy educated, successful. He's on her level.

You don’t know whether he’s successful or not. Or a good person. You don’t know a damn thing.

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Anonymous wrote:If he’s sincere, could actually be a good match for her. But dating a self-help guru does seem a little weird. How about a doctor or lawyer, Jen?

I think this may be the perfect match for her. She’s been in therapy for years, read a bunch of self help books, into working out, etc. This may work for her if he can handle being in the public eye.

He's in the public eye (500K followers on Insta). He's raring to go. Even if the relationship doesn't last more than a few months, she's tremendously boosted his business already. Poor Jen A. A little dim, huh.

Or, not so dim. The Morning Show new season is out in two months. Her life has been very quiet until now. Coincidence or conspiracy that this will result in tremendous interest in her at just the right time? Mutually beneficial relationship perhaps. She's always been the queen of PR.

Interesting! Does seem like a pretty classic CAA play.

This hadn't occurred to me. Then I clicked on People, which made it clear MS publicity is clearly ginning up!

https://people.com/the-morning-show-jennifer-aniston-reese-witherspoon-face-uncertain-future-in-season-4-teaser-11768885

Wonder if Reese will bring her new BF to the premiere.

It took her a while but Reese finally made a smart choice in a partner: a mature, educated, successful financier. Hopefully he's nice.
https://pagesix.com/2025/05/07/celebrity-news/reese-witherspoon-boyfriend-oliver-haarmann-eyeing-luxe-nyc-apartment/

Wish Jennifer would follow suit.

Ah yes, some Wall Street money changer scammer is sooo much better. He’s also ugly.

He's not LA handsome, but he's not ugly. Ivy educated, successful. He's on her level.

You don’t know whether he’s successful or not. Or a good person. You don’t know a damn thing.

His net worth is estimated at $440m and he's Brown/Harvard educated. Not successful? Lol. She's very much Type A and needs to be with another Type A.
Her first two husbands were incompatible in that respect. I don't know that Jen A is Type A in the same way, but this new guy seems like a loser.

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I don't know much about Reese's BF, except that he's smart, rich, a philanthropist, and dates age-appropriate, successful women. Certainly good on paper. I'm lol-ing at the thought of what this foursome would talk about on a double date (mainly the life coach of course).

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Jen, Jen, Jen. Please let this be a situationship that ends not long after MS promotional duties.