What are some troll topics I can post?

Anonymous
In the Religion forum, pretend to be Christian and pose a question that makes you look immoral.
Anonymous
Visi to Vandy?
Anonymous
Anything about redshirting.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You're cheating on your wife and found out you have an STD, can you sneak the medicine into her food so you don't have to tell her


omg. I want to read this thread
Anonymous
Anything about Meghan and Harry.
Anonymous
Maryland vs. Virginia
DC Natives and who is not a native
DMV means department of Motor Vehicles hmph. No it doesn't. hmph.
North Potomac and North Bethesda are not places

lots of good juice to squeeze out of regional rivalry
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:"MIL on Ozempic" ought to bring out the crazies.


How about my SIL is jealous of me because MIL is on Ozempic and her best friend is sending her kids to private school so I am not going there for Thanksgiving.
Anonymous
You aholes got me busted at a meeting at work because I couldn't control my laughter.
Anonymous
Literally anything about W schools. Try these for starters:

Thinking about moving to a W school district, tell me about the neighborhood.

Is it true the W schools have fewer violent incidents?

W school test scores vs. downcounty scores.

Principal covering up an incident (insert made up story here) at my child's W school.



Or you can scroll the news each day and wait for the next incident that occurs at a W school and simply post the story on DCUM and watch the frenzy.

Anonymous
AAP should go- it’s nothing but brain drain
Anonymous
“I want to get my sons circumcised because idk it just looks gross otherwise”

…and watch the comments FLOOD
Anonymous
“Meghan is jealous of Kate”
Anonymous
My 17 month old still wakes up twice a night to breastfeed but i don't want to ween or sleep train
Anonymous
I’m married and I met a hot guy in an airport bar.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You're cheating on your wife and found out you have an STD, can you sneak the medicine into her food so you don't have to tell her


omg. I want to read this thread


You have to do it the other way around for it to work. But make sure to include details about how awful the DH is.
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