| OP I really hope you make it through this earth shattering experience. You must be traumatized. Call 988 in an emergency or if dingaling shows up to passively torment you again. |
| Agent here. I have buyers do this all the time. If it is neighborhoods lije yours with futzy old people, I tell them to spray the envelopes with lavender essence. They work |
Gag. Surely you know from the posts here that DCUM is anti-scent, anti-perfume? |
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Good Lord OP - unclench. If the biggest problem you have in your life is a piece of mail that you can literally throw in the trash you are 100% #winning.
What a freaking snowflake..... |
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We know who the Ding-a-Ling is, and it's not this worthy gentleman trying to find a home for his family, OP. Quit being such a nasty, aggressive little pit viper. |
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Not if you want to adhere to the US Fair Housing Laws. |
Duh. That's why they use essence. |