Is this the trashiest wedding dress... ever? Pro golfer's wife last weekend

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OP you must not have seen the pictures of Kourtney K's wedding a couple of weeks ago. Basically lingerie. That was trashy.

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It's not that pretty but also I've seen much trashier. I think she just has sun damage and is thin so she looks a lot older- I don't think she's a cougar.

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Why do her boobs have blingy eye brows?

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I also think her dress looks cheap. It also looks like it is an arrow pointing to her crotch. Not classy.

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Anonymous wrote:The slit is fine bit the boob brows (brilliant wording PP) the cheap looking waistband and the excessive bling with the dog collar neck are what make it bad. The real crime is what she probably paid for it!

Agree with all of this. The slit is the least tacky thing about the dress.

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Anonymous wrote:It's not that pretty but also I've seen much trashier. I think she just has sun damage and is thin so she looks a lot older- I don't think she's a cougar.

I think this is a good example of how Botox can make you look older. If you’re 34 and have that “frozen” face, people assume you’re in your 40’s.

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Anonymous wrote:This guy’s ex must post here lol. She looks gorgeous.

She looks totally fine. The boob brows are kind of a weird embellishment though.

Agree with this. The boob brows are weird, but she lookks gorg.

boob brows! honestly i was expecting a much worse dress based on the subject line. this observation is steeped in racism, classism, and thin person privilege - but she has such an all american look that i think she classes up what might otherwise be a kinda trashy dress. i would like to interrogate that observation because it's problematic but also i guess different things look good on different people.

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Anonymous wrote:OP you must not have seen the pictures of Kourtney K's wedding a couple of weeks ago. Basically lingerie. That was trashy.

Lingerie coupled with the most beautiful veil I've ever seen. Heavy velvet rugs and draperies for a cliffside outdoor ceremony. The aesthetics of that wedding were so confusing.

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Anonymous wrote:Gosh I was prepared for so much worse.

Nice photo.

It gets worse than a slit up to your vagina?

1. The exterior genitalia is a vulva. Your vagina is an interior feature unless you have a severe prolapse, in which case I am very sorry for your exterior vagina.
2. Why the hell is your vulva off to one side?

Thank you. I'm usually the one who points out that the vagina is an internal organ.

[Anonymous]

Eh. The slit is a little high, and I hate the necklace, but I'd hardly call it trashy. She looks amazing.

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Anonymous wrote:OP you must not have seen the pictures of Kourtney K's wedding a couple of weeks ago. Basically lingerie. That was trashy.

+1 That was one ugly look.

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Anonymous wrote:It's not that pretty but also I've seen much trashier. I think she just has sun damage and is thin so she looks a lot older- I don't think she's a cougar.

I think this is a good example of how Botox can make you look older. If you’re 34 and have that “frozen” face, people assume you’re in your 40’s.

She definitely looks older than mid 30s. Too skinny

[Anonymous]

I love that dress.

[Anonymous]

OP is just jealous of those legs! Talk about gorgeous legs!

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Anonymous wrote:OP is just jealous of those legs! Talk about gorgeous legs!

Meh. Unemployed "actress" or more specifically instagram "model" freeloaders are a dime a dozen to multi-millionaire pro athletes. Did she even graduate from college? If you have anyone in your orbit like that you'd call them a loser, no matter how skinny they still were in their 30s. It's easy to be skinny if you don't have kids, get big fake boobs, and do yoga & pilates all day because you have never had a job.