Doing yardwork and other chores outside without a shirt on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hi! I'm a 27yo supermodel whose parents live across the street from you. I watch you all the time and am super horny for you. Would love to s your d but you'd have to fight off every woman in the neighborhood. We all think you're the best specimen of the male sex. Xoxo

At 27 you are a geriatric supermodel.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why don't you have a shirt on?

Why would you have a shirt on when it is 97 degrees and you're mowing the lawn in July/August?

Same reason you have undies on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hi! I'm a 27yo supermodel whose parents live across the street from you. I watch you all the time and am super horny for you. Would love to s your d but you'd have to fight off every woman in the neighborhood. We all think you're the best specimen of the male sex. Xoxo

Is OP now replying to himself? Do the rest of us need to be here? I'm guessing no.

OP, it's your yard. Do what you want. No one cares that much -- a little mockery and we've moved on to deal with our own lives.

LOL. It's a one-man freak show

[maremart]

I'm not sure if this is insecurity or narcissism, but something's not right.

[Anonymous]

I always appreciate when fit guys have their shirt off.

[Anonymous]

I'd love to know exactly how much yard work OP does that he wants to take his shirt off. I take care of my 2 ac lot myself and have never thought about taking my shirt off. When you are sweaty, the last thing you need is things to "stick" on you - you know clipping, mulches, bugs, all kinds of out door sh*t.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not fat, but am in shape. Do you think all of the wives and moms living around are secretly trying watching me while I do stuff outside without a shirt on?

Kinda eerily feels like I'm being watched whenever I do simple things like mow the lawn when it is hot outside.

No one cares.

[Anonymous]

I’m an in-shape 37 year old guy who does this sometimes in my own yard, but it’s not for attention and I wouldn’t post about it on a random forum lol.

[Anonymous]

There is an old guy in my neighborhood who runs shirtless all the time. We just call him "shirtless dude." It is not a great look, even though he is shape nobody really wants to see that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not fat, but am in shape. Do you think all of the wives and moms living around are secretly trying watching me while I do stuff outside without a shirt on?

Kinda eerily feels like I'm being watched whenever I do simple things like mow the lawn when it is hot outside.

You do you and ignore the pervs and peeping tammys. If you are self-conscious, seersucker, rayon, and those retro billowy shirts work too.https://www.internationaljock.com/cell-block-13-kick-off-cut-off-crop-top-black,26806.html

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm not fat, but am in shape. Do you think all of the wives and moms living around are secretly trying watching me while I do stuff outside without a shirt on?

Kinda eerily feels like I'm being watched whenever I do simple things like mow the lawn when it is hot outside.

You do you and ignore the pervs and peeping tammys. If you are self-conscious, seersucker, rayon, and those retro billowy shirts work too.https://www.internationaljock.com/cell-block-13-kick-off-cut-off-crop-top-black,26806.html

Mesh crop tops on guys are sus

[Anonymous]

I might glance and wonder why you do that. I wear long sleeves, gloves and a hat to garden. But to each their own. It’s very unlikely anyone is looking at your body.

If you want neighborhood women to look at you sexually you need a baby carrier. Something about a hot dad with a baby carrier really does it for me and I know I’m not the only one.

[Anonymous]

My neighbor does this, but he's very in shape (dad but doesn't have a dad bod). On the one hand, it's hot. On the other hand, it's uncomfortable going in/out of the house and chatting with him (townhouse).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This whole thing is weird. If a man is in shape and not overweight- I don't see the issue. DH runs and swims shirtless, why can't he mow the lawn shirtless? DH is very in shape with not an ounce of fat on him, but that shouldn't really matter. He runs shirtless because he gets rashes and rub burn from shirts (he is sort of an extreme athlete and he often loses his nipples from the rub- yikes). He actually mows shirtless to make less laundry. He just goes straight into a shower and washes all the grass clippings away.

I vote for exhibitionist. A real athlete would use moleskin or 3M tape to solve that problem!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I might glance and wonder why you do that. I wear long sleeves, gloves and a hat to garden. But to each their own. It’s very unlikely anyone is looking at your body.

If you want neighborhood women to look at you sexually you need a baby carrier. Something about a hot dad with a baby carrier really does it for me and I know I’m not the only one.

Ha! This. From a purely physical standpoint, men over the age of like 28 aren't much to look at unless they're Hemsworth or Momoa. But add in a baby and YOWZA.

I had a neighbor once who I thought was so hot because he was always out playing with his kid. Then he did yard work without a shirt on and it killed all my attraction. He wasn't fat, with clothes on he looked pretty good. But he had the lack of arm musculature and layer of fat on his stomach that men get once they have kids. Plus they get so pasty, even with all that shirtless yard work.