The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

She looks like a man. Her pants are too high waisted for that jacket.

For four years, I have been saying that she looks like a feminized version of Trump himself. Obviously she is much more attractive than he is - frankly Jabba the Hut is more attractive, plus she is actually attractive - but if you look at their faces, they have morphed into being very similar. This picture really shows it.

[Anonymous]

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Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

They both look photoshopped into the scene. Seriously, the outline of Melania's hair has really sharp edges, like mine does against a Zoom virtual background.

Does anyone else fund those little red lamp shades completely bizarre?

The little red lamp shades are bad enough but do they have feet??!?

It's like a creepy version of Lumiere. The trumps really do ruin everything they touch. Doesn't the WH have a historical advisory board? Pretty sure Upstart Tacky Manhattan Baroque French was not supposed to be part of the look.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do you think it bothers any of these women that they have to literally go under the knife to inject their bodies with poisons, fillers, shave off chins and inflate boobs, and spend an hour in the morning blow drying hair, glueing on eyelashes, and spackling on makeup while their spouses are fat/doughy, slovenly, unkempt men in ill-fitting clothing?

Melania is probably saying: "Do you think it bothers any of these women that they literally have to spend years in school reading boring stuff and wearing themselves out studying for tests, then have to stay up to date on current events and such so that they can have conversations with their husbands and work at jobs, while their husbands are poor losers who can't even afford a gold toilet for them to crap in or designer stilettos so they don't look like homeless people in their sneakers?"

Hahahahah, good point.

+1 LOL!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

Oh boy... who had Hope Hicks impersonator on their 2020 Holiday Bingo card?

[Anonymous]

What family of three puts out an official Christmas card with just two of them?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What family of three puts out an official Christmas card with just two of them?

Ones that want to protect their minor kid’s privacy—I think they’ve done a good job with that.

Where is Hope Hicks, anyway? Is she still at the WH? We haven’t had a Hope pic in forever.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:What family of three puts out an official Christmas card with just two of them?

Ones that want to protect their minor kid’s privacy—I think they’ve done a good job with that.

Where is Hope Hicks, anyway? Is she still at the WH? We haven’t had a Hope pic in forever.

Last sighting seems to have been 11/2 at a MAGA rally in Iowa.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:New family pic.

What’s with Vanky’s hair color? She looks like she could be his mom.

The Addams Family.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

They both look photoshopped into the scene. Seriously, the outline of Melania's hair has really sharp edges, like mine does against a Zoom virtual background.

You were right!!!
https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/melania-trump/melania-trump-donald-trump-christmas-portrait-photoshopped

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

She looks like a man. Her pants are too high waisted for that jacket.

For four years, I have been saying that she looks like a feminized version of Trump himself. Obviously she is much more attractive than he is - frankly Jabba the Hut is more attractive, plus she is actually attractive - but if you look at their faces, they have morphed into being very similar. This picture really shows it.

Who’s the gent in the portrait?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

They both look photoshopped into the scene. Seriously, the outline of Melania's hair has really sharp edges, like mine does against a Zoom virtual background.

You were right!!!
https://www.instyle.com/celebrity/melania-trump/melania-trump-donald-trump-christmas-portrait-photoshopped

Couldn’t they have done a better job on her elbow??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

They both look photoshopped into the scene. Seriously, the outline of Melania's hair has really sharp edges, like mine does against a Zoom virtual background.

Totally photoshopped. Compare the directions of the shadows of their legs and those of their upper bodies.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Shouldn't they have top hats, canes, and tap shoes?

More like this version:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ab7NyKw0VYQ

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Discuss.

Oh man I’m excited for DCUM to weigh in on this one.

They both look photoshopped into the scene. Seriously, the outline of Melania's hair has really sharp edges, like mine does against a Zoom virtual background.

Totally photoshopped. Compare the directions of the shadows of their legs and those of their upper bodies.

He looks like a cardboard cutout.

[Anonymous]

Can someone smarter than me link to the original photo of Donald? This is just too funny! Please and thank you.