Annoying moms

[Anonymous]

Moms who state the stunningly obvious:

Your child is young for such a short time. Duh!
No one can love your child as much as you do. No $hit!
Motherhood is the most important job on Earth. Really? Why do I get paid nada for being a mother?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Moms who ask me what my husband does for a living. This is one of those 'size up ' questions.

oops, ive asked that before. not to size up, but just to make conversation (e.g. if he is a doctor and i'm a doctor we can talk about medicine...). i won't ask that anymore.

What makes you think the doctor's wife knows jack about medicine? Does she pick it up through osmosis?My husband couldn't discuss the law just because he is married to me.

[Anonymous]

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I didn't start this strand, but this doesn't make sense to me. The woman with the nanny and kids at school -- I don't get it. What do you do when the nanny is taking care of the kids or when the kids are at school -- you're not cooking or doing housework? A little confused.

Run errands, meet with landscapers, decorators, contractors, real estate agent (we are trying to buy a vacation home) shop for clothes for the kids, myself, husband, grocery shop and prepare dinner (well, I do cook), play tennis, take yoga, get waxes, facials, etc., meet with friends, volunteer at school, run errands for husbands business, read books, practice the piano, visit museums or galleries, attend lectures, sometimes check out a flick that I know my husband wouldn't feel like seeing, get the car detailed, scrapbook, organize and pay household bills, garden in the summer, walk the dog, entertain out-of-town relatives when they visit - which is a lot, write articles for my alumni magazine, chair one fundraiser per year, usually. I also am taking classes towards a teaching certificate. My kids are 3, 6 and 9.

Here's a shocker --- most of us can do that AND work AND do it w/o a nanny while the kids are at school.
Fascinating.

I'm very efficient, but I can't do all of that while working and my DH does a lot to help out. Good for her.

In other words, she's a lady who lunches.

[Anonymous]

"Racist moms who think they are the only person entitled to use the rec center are annoying."

Moms like this who can't get over other threads and throw around the word racist to the point the word means nothing. 500% annoying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Racist moms who think they are the only person entitled to use the rec center are annoying."

Moms like this who can't get over other threads and throw around the word racist to the point the word means nothing. 500% annoying.

Moms who assume someone can't get over something and do not allow someone a simple, honest vent. So annoying and judgmental. 5000% annoying.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Moms that are so pro-breastfeeding they think it is ok to make everyone around them uncomfortable.

Making others uncomfortable by doing what?

Ditto. This one is ridiculous! I guess what bothers me are moms who feel uncomfortable around other moms who breastfeed. If someone should feel comfortable, it's other moms.

[Anonymous]

I am sure we are one - one time or anther

[Anonymous]

Moms who buys too much baby stuff and makes dads return them.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:moms that keep this thread going

You annoy yourself?

Ok. Don't get this.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:moms that keep this thread going

You annoy yourself?

Ok. Don't get this.

The person who wrote moms that keep this thread going was keeping the thread going. Get it now? She must ANNOY herself? Get it?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:moms that keep this thread going

You annoy yourself?

Ok. Don't get this.

The person who wrote moms that keep this thread going was keeping the thread going. Get it now? She must ANNOY herself? Get it?

hahaha

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I find most moms (and other people's kids) annoying. I love my kids and being with them - but my decision to be a SAHM was probably a mistake based on my personality. I enjoy the company of adults and adult conversation. I am not good at places like Gymboree and sing-a-longs at the library. So I leave most of that to my nanny (who loves it) I spend great quality time with my kids one on one - just not great in groups with other moms and kids. I have a lot of single friends ( a lot of gay friends) and that's who I like to hang with....Actually, my best friend (whose single and gay) and I hang with my kids a lot and have so much fun......I am probably going to go back to work once the kids are in school.....

Ditto. The crazy SAHMs are the pits. Soccer moms are extremely annoying. I can't wait to get back to the real world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I find most moms (and other people's kids) annoying. I love my kids and being with them - but my decision to be a SAHM was probably a mistake based on my personality. I enjoy the company of adults and adult conversation. I am not good at places like Gymboree and sing-a-longs at the library. So I leave most of that to my nanny (who loves it) I spend great quality time with my kids one on one - just not great in groups with other moms and kids. I have a lot of single friends ( a lot of gay friends) and that's who I like to hang with....Actually, my best friend (whose single and gay) and I hang with my kids a lot and have so much fun......I am probably going to go back to work once the kids are in school.....

Ditto. The crazy SAHMs are the pits. Soccer moms are extremely annoying. I can't wait to get back to the real world.

The SAHM who lunches and plays tennis and talks about how great her husband and children are and how wonderful her friends are and oh by the way there are so many, and who reminds you that her kids will never have to work...

[Anonymous]

Moms who claim that they have never ever not even once for a teency weency second lost sight of their child. Scarier: Moms who actually never have let their children out of their sight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I find most moms (and other people's kids) annoying. I love my kids and being with them - but my decision to be a SAHM was probably a mistake based on my personality. I enjoy the company of adults and adult conversation. I am not good at places like Gymboree and sing-a-longs at the library. So I leave most of that to my nanny (who loves it) I spend great quality time with my kids one on one - just not great in groups with other moms and kids. I have a lot of single friends ( a lot of gay friends) and that's who I like to hang with....Actually, my best friend (whose single and gay) and I hang with my kids a lot and have so much fun......I am probably going to go back to work once the kids are in school.....

Ditto. The crazy SAHMs are the pits. Soccer moms are extremely annoying. I can't wait to get back to the real world.

Good thing you have a nanny!