In what ways would you be considered trashy?

[Anonymous]

I used to read the newspaper at daughters 5-8 year old soccer games when she was not playing.

One game I brought Wall Street Journal, Barron’s, large Dunkin’ Donuts coffee and my blackberry. This was 2006.

Apparently I am supposed to care when other 6 year olds are playing meaningless games.

I did check out the MILFs but that also is not allowed

[Anonymous]

I won a Dirty Joke contest in a night club in front of 800 people. I still remember the one I told where guy in front row spit out his beer on stage and place went silent. I did not even curse.

Q. What do you call the sweat on your balls after you are done screwing your sister?

A. Relative Humidity.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I’m 37 and in the best shape of my life. I enjoy the attention that I get. I don’t dress revealing on a regular basis but if dh and I are on vacation together I’ll wear cheeky/small bikinis.

Guy here and I do the same. I get so many looks from married women. It's awesome knowing I could hook up with them if I wanted and the husband has no power to do anything about it.

Gave my wife a hall pass on vacation to enjoy some extracurricular sex. She found herself a good looking guy a few years younger that hit all her buttons. Her fantasy fulfilled, and life goes on

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m 37 and in the best shape of my life. I enjoy the attention that I get. I don’t dress revealing on a regular basis but if dh and I are on vacation together I’ll wear cheeky/small bikinis.

Guy here and I do the same. I get so many looks from married women. It's awesome knowing I could hook up with them if I wanted and the husband has no power to do anything about it.

Gave my wife a hall pass on vacation to enjoy some extracurricular sex. She found herself a good looking guy a few years younger that hit all her buttons. Her fantasy fulfilled, and life goes on

This sounds like a recipe for disaster. You have no problem with your wife sleeping with some stud with a 9 inch anaconda? And you think it's only once? She's going to expect that all the time now.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m 37 and in the best shape of my life. I enjoy the attention that I get. I don’t dress revealing on a regular basis but if dh and I are on vacation together I’ll wear cheeky/small bikinis.

Guy here and I do the same. I get so many looks from married women. It's awesome knowing I could hook up with them if I wanted and the husband has no power to do anything about it.

Gave my wife a hall pass on vacation to enjoy some extracurricular sex. She found herself a good looking guy a few years younger that hit all her buttons. Her fantasy fulfilled, and life goes on

This sounds like a recipe for disaster. You have no problem with your wife sleeping with some stud with a 9 inch anaconda? And you think it's only once? She's going to expect that all the time now.

I wish my DH would give me a hall pass!!!

[Anonymous]

-I don’t always pick up my dog’s poop

-I pee in pools, even my own

Wait, maybe I’m just super gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't mow my front lawn. I compost. I do my own yardwork. I walk everywhere. I wear a baseball cap outside.

Humblebrag

[Anonymous]

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-I pee in pools, even my own.

That’s disgusting

[Anonymous]

I often drink cheap wine with my friends, sometimes I don’t take a shower one day a weekend and I post TikToks with bad language on Facebook.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:If I am going to be only a few minutes in a store and there are no up front parking spots or I’m in a rush, I will park in a disabled person’s parking spot. I’ve even feigned a limp if someone’s looking.

This is not trashy, it is just an indication that you are a legitimately bad person. Stop doing that. Someday YOU may be disabled, and in need of those spots, and jackasses like you will have parked in all of them.

This! You are awful for doing this.

I saw my very fit boss park in a handicapped spot because he would have been late if he hadn’t. He was a pain the ass and I stepped away on a break and told the parking garage people in the little office. I made sure we walked out together at the end of the. Was so happy to see him ticketed.

Hope you get ticketed and towed. And people will try to make that happen so enjoy

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My trashy:
One of my favorite places to be is sitting in bed. I love to eat there sometimes.

Me too. I have a comfortable lounge chair in my bedroom, a home office, a living room, and den all with comfortable seating. However, I am most often sitting up in bed to work and eat most of my meals (if not eating with my family) in bed.

[Anonymous]

My car is messy AF. I have blamed it on DH when I was embarrassed at school pickup.

[Anonymous]

i love scented candles and use them all winter/fall.

[Anonymous]

My favorite restaurant is Roy Rogers and I’d eat there every day if I could

[Anonymous]

I like McDonalds food