Marrying Up for Men
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Anonymous
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I didn't marry Kate OR Pippa, so by DCUM standards I settled. Can you tell me how I can do better in a second marriage?
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Anonymous
| You can be richer than you are now. If you're rich enough, you can get any woman you want. |
Anonymous
| Melania has displeased Donald. She'll be on the market soon. Start working on your hair game. |
Anonymous
+1. It doesn't hurt not to be an asshole, and not have a beer gut. |
Anonymous
| I was wooing Kate but then I heard on DCUM her face ages too fast so now I am lost as to who is worthy of my attention. |
Anonymous
| My second wife is super fit and very hot. I just focused on only dating girls who were into health and fitness. 15 years and a kid later she still looks amazing. |
Anonymous
| I'm rich, only mildly annoying, and no beer gut, but still no Kate or Pippa. Do I maybe need phalloplasty? |
Anonymous
Is that the one for your nose? |
Anonymous
Depends -- does your nose behave like Pinocchio's?
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Anonymous
That's cool. There's always the option of third and fourth wives if this one happens to let you down in that way. |
Anonymous
| Acquiring a hot young wife is for the financially foolhardy as she is a diminishing asset that can only go down in value as she ages. That is why I invest in low fee Vanguard funds and porn instead. |
Anonymous
With a pre-nup, it's more like a lease, which makes sense for a depreciating asset.
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Anonymous
| This is a strong thread. |
Anonymous
Hey, go for it. A former neighbor married well. She was not rich but was well-connected. Long story short, they own a freaking castle in France 
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Anonymous
And, like a lease, deductible! Ok. It's a tiny deduction. But it's the principle!! |