I'm going send my two teenage sons to the Lord Commander of the Night Watch

[Anonymous]

They need to take the Black. But seriously--their sense of entitlement, their lack of work ethic, their rudeness and slovenliness! 14 + 16yo and full of piss and vinegar and not much else.

I know, PEP classes.

[Anonymous]

I'd like a "lesson"from lord commander Jon Snow

[Anonymous]

Haha! Do they take 5 year olds?

[Anonymous]

can i send an 18 year old? prefer if they can come pick him up in a paddy wagon!

[Anonymous]

You know if you cut off all sugar, enforced an early bedtime, took away their smart phones and all screen time, and started using natural consequences you would not have to rely upon the Night Wtch to raise your sons.

You are the PARENT! If you did it the correct way from tye start you would not have this issue. Your teenage sons woukd be just as perfect as my four year old daughter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You know if you cut off all sugar, enforced an early bedtime, took away their smart phones and all screen time, and started using natural consequences you would not have to rely upon the Night Wtch to raise your sons.

You are the PARENT! If you did it the correct way from tye start you would not have this issue. Your teenage sons woukd be just as perfect as my four year old daughter.

LOL, well played, PP.

[Anonymous]

You know if you cut off all sugar, enforced an early bedtime, took away their smart phones and all screen time, and started using natural consequences you would not have to rely upon the Night Wtch to raise your sons.

Yes, OP, why don't you treat your teen sons like they are 4 and 6? You are sure to have a great relationship with them. Teenagers are assholes, it's actually pretty normal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They need to take the Black. But seriously--their sense of entitlement, their lack of work ethic, their rudeness and slovenliness! 14 + 16yo and full of piss and vinegar and not much else.

I know, PEP classes.

Love you OP. Stop by my place and take mine too. I hope they change the rules and can take my teen DD as well! As it stand my spoiled DS and DD might kill each other before they make the trek to the Wall. Or they might get lost in their own pig pens that they call rooms, while stepping on their most precious Apple lap tops, since they only cost $$$$....

[Anonymous]

Sour pusses, try not to ruin a fun thread with your self righteous drivel.

[Anonymous]

Everyone has been tongue-in-cheek so far. The four-year-old thing was sarcasm.

[Anonymous]

Let's pretend Jon Snow is still Lord Commander. When is my parent/Lord Commander conference?

[Anonymous]

No need to send them to the Night's Watch. It's a lifetime commitment and you'll never have grandchildren if you do that.

I'm sending my son to squire for a lady knight from Tarth. She's strict but compassionate. Terrific fighting skills, strong moral values.

[Anonymous]

OP here: And who could mine squire for when they won't even cut the grass without whingeing?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You know if you cut off all sugar, enforced an early bedtime, took away their smart phones and all screen time, and started using natural consequences you would not have to rely upon the Night Wtch to raise your sons.

You are the PARENT! If you did it the correct way from tye start you would not have this issue. Your teenage sons woukd be just as perfect as my four year old daughter.

LOL, well played, PP.

[Anonymous]

You'll need very strong references for the Lady Tarth-- summer tutoring and red shirting could help.