Hilaria Baldwin - At it again

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HappyBDayHillary wrote:Thank you to the Internet Gods for this. I think she wanted to land a show Flaca y Flaca

ttps://extratv.com/videos/0-d6ktaj0y/

The way she says “together” is how you say ... extra.

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Anonymous wrote:To those who say " Nobody cares", that's what was said on this board for months, before it recently exploded. Many people do care-it has been and continues to be discussed on talk shows, news shows, newspapers, gossip columns, online... even my husband knows about it and he doesn't pay any attention to celebrities.

I don’t think anyone cares. It’s just easy to be sensational about it. It’s still fluffy.

[Anonymous]

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HappyBDayHillary wrote:Thank you to the Internet Gods for this. I think she wanted to land a show Flaca y Flaca

ttps://extratv.com/videos/0-d6ktaj0y/

The way she says “together” is how you say ... extra.

+1 I just love her adorable accent! She's from Spain, right?

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HappyBDayHillary wrote:Thank you to the Internet Gods for this. I think she wanted to land a show Flaca y Flaca

ttps://extratv.com/videos/0-d6ktaj0y/

Her face is so different and it's not the bangs or youth. Boobs on parade once again.

+1

They are fake.

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Anonymous wrote:She did not graduate from NYU>

I’m sure she did not graduate. Her life is a lie.

You would think one of the rag magazines would have seized upon this if it were true just to keep her in the news.

It would explain why she never pursued a career requiring a degree beyond high school.

[Anonymous]

I feel like that MSN article is like “positive press”. Don’t shame me I’m thin, that’s inclusivity and diversity. But it’s not really when you continue to lie and photoshop. It’s was so people would feel sorry and accept her and make her relatable. But I think people can see through that right?

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Anonymous wrote:From Reddit User /u/WittyWordyWry

https://us.hola.com/es/celebrities/20200211fkknb742xy/alec-baldwin-habla-espanol-hijos-cuento

I’m amazed to discover a new receipt at this stage of the game - an Hola profile from earlier this year. The article is in Spanish, so I took it upon myself to translate it below (hey, the Baldwins tell me it’s healthy to be bilingual, and I can’t do a handstand on a bidet, so this is my self-improvement activity for the day). —-(my translation, so I’m to blame for any errors or word choices): “In the home that Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria Thomas have made together, two languages are spoken daily. You often hear the family going back and forth between English, the language in which the actor communicates with his three kids, and Spanish, which his wife uses in everyday life with her firstborn, Carmen, with the goal of her being bilingual. To hear his popular yoga instructor wife tell it, it seems that the actor has been working hard to perfect his diction in the language of Cervantes.

The 61 year old comedian demonstrated this in a video captured by his beautiful wife, in which [Alec] appears reading to two of his kids, using a pretty acceptable Spanish. In the clip, shared by the beautiful Hilaria, we see Baldwin on the floor reading to his sons in Spanish, which appears to amuse them.

Although his mastery of Castellano isn’t totally perfect, he compensates for it by how hard he tries to pronounce it well and his great talent as a comedian, adding funny comments in English that make the little ones laugh.

“I think they’re fortunate to speak two languages. Carmen’s mother tongue is Spanish, and I always speak to her in Spanish, although she is intelligent enough to know that she has to switch to English when she talks to her father. Alec’s Spanish is improving every day, and he has a very good accent,” Hilaria has said in the past.

For both, the priority is that their young kids know their roots [Note: the word “raíces” means roots, but the same word - raíz - means “race”]. They have encouraged their followers on [social media] to raise their kids bilingual. In fact, their children are enrolled in a Spanish immersion school.

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nope, race is raza.

[HappyBDayHillary]

He's th-peaking the King's Spani-th LOL. That poor poor Bastard.

[Anonymous]

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HappyBDayHillary wrote:Thank you to the Internet Gods for this. I think she wanted to land a show Flaca y Flaca

ttps://extratv.com/videos/0-d6ktaj0y/

The way she says “together” is how you say ... extra.

+1 I just love her adorable accent! She's from Spain, right?

That video was great -- her accent was so pronounced!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spanish accent here 4.5 years ago in 2016 with J Lo

Can you believe HB had the balls to imitate a Spanish accent in front of JLO?! JLO is SO calm and centered in herself. Look at HB rocking back and forth, like Blanche from Golden Girls, doing her fake accent and flourishing her hands. I cannot take it.

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Anonymous wrote:Of all the women available to him, and considering his first wife was the stunning Kim Basinger, I just don’t understand how or why Alec settled on her. She’s cute, short and basic, but not gorgeous, intelligent or otherwise interesting. I mean she is literally the definition of basic. I can totally see why she made up a Spanish persona to make herself seem more unique, but even with the new identity she’s still barely above average. He could have done so much better. Wonder why he didn’t?

AB circa 1985 is not the same as AB circa 2005. Do you remember that scene in 30 Rock where Tina Fey's character says he's good looking but not outrageously good looking and he whips out a picture of himself from the 80's, and she gets all speechless and dreamy saying "Those eyes....I didn't know that color of blue existed in nature" or something like that. In Clueless, they called a hot guy a Baldwin. Plus his movie career was really hot with Hunt for Red October, Married the Mob, etc.

20 years later, he's good looking for an older guy, but definitely has that Irish older guy bloat thing going on (I'm Irish) PLUS a weirdo family PLUS a well-known crap temper PLUS seems to have no sense of humor about himself PLUS apparently blew a lot of his earnings from the 80s (prpbably up his nose) PLUS seems to have a very traditional blue collar Irish-Catholic view of family/women/home ......

all of which makes him a pretty good catch for a pretty average girl with above average looks, but not a great catch for a stunning, intelligent, interesting woman.

This level of hyper-analyzation is creepy and sounds envious. For one, Alec is A-list Manhattan/Hamptons arts and culture royalty, who pals around with Lourne Michaels, Jerry Seinfield, Woody Allen, Howard Stern, and various other culture elites you wouldn't recognize. Take away this fake exotic persona Hillary adopted and she was a very cute and fertile 27-yo WASP. Her 100% accurate bio in a NY Times wedding announcement would have had references to being raised in Cambridge, NYU alum, Georgetown lawyer dad, Harvard professor pediatrician MD mom, perhaps business owner? That's like a boiler plate WASP/Jewish 'elite' NYT announcement. Unfortunately she wasn't content with being just a 'basic' Manhattan/Hamptons SAHM, she clamored for the spotlight - see also talentless Beth Stern and Jessica Seinfeld.

Eh, it took me like 2 minutes to type, so I wouldn't say hyper analysis. I'm just old enough (late 40s) to remember when AB was truly hot. My point was that they seem about right matched to me. I'm pretty blah looking myself, but I went to school with and know plenty of gorgeous women who are also really smart and interesting. And they aren't marrying guys like AB. They can get a Clooney, or a hedge fund or tech billionaire, or an appeals court judge. Or they are themselves appeals court judges and have husbands with more laid back jobs that can watch the kids. So I'm not surprised that he did not get himself a gorgeous, intelligent, really interesting woman who was willing to deal with all his baggage.

Her NYT announcement was NOT accurate.
In it they wrote:

"She was raised in Boston and Spain".

She was NOT raised in Boston & Spain.
At most, she vacationed in Spain ONCE and even that has NOT been confirmed, because she's never posted a single photo that have been confirmed as being in Spain.

Photoshop's galore.

Vacationing ONE time in a foreign country does NOT equal being raised in Spain (and we don't know that she's ever really been there).

Quit drinking the Kool-aid, she's a stereotypical FRAUD.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Spanish accent here 4.5 years ago in 2016 with J Lo

Can you believe HB had the balls to imitate a Spanish accent in front of JLO?! JLO is SO calm and centered in herself. Look at HB rocking back and forth, like Blanche from Golden Girls, doing her fake accent and flourishing her hands. I cannot take it.

Turn the sound completely OFF and then play the video... watch JLo's face at the 3 second mark.

That total look of confusement when Hilly starts speaking in her Spanglish accent, is *chef's kiss*.

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-shows-off-post-baby-body-3-months-after-welcoming-son-edu/

I am so jealous!

Nobody is jealous, especially because we can see from this photo that your photoshopping skills need MEGA amounts of work.

Next time you photoshop, make sure to look at your kids toes and not just yourself... 😱

+1000

Well if this isn't proof positive that she's photoshopping, I don't know what is.

Look at that poor babies toes! 🤣

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!? 😂😂

As someone who doesn't use photoshopping apps...what could she have been trying to do to the photo to mutilate the toes like that?

It's because she focused WAY too much on herself and didn't notice how anything else in the photo looked.

Photoshop is an amazing tool, but when you use photoshop, it also changes everything else around the spot that you're manipulating... ie; the babies toes. She was slimming her stomach, and it appears that his toes were originally leaning on her stomach.

That's what a narcissist does, she only notices herself and nothing else in the photo.

Hilly needs to learn how to use the feathering tool, because it's clear she doesn't know how.

You can also see that she blurred out her totally normal/natural back "fat" crease.

Girl, you are beautiful just the way you are! You don't need to photoshop.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The constant descriptors of HB as fertile are creepy. Who describes someone else (or themselves) that way? As for AB, yes he is connected, but there are others on his level without all of the issues he has.

Her fertility is relevant to the comments about why he married her. He married a late 20s gal because he wanted kids, obviously; so years of remaining fertility are quite essential (and thus quite attractive).

Women are typically fertile well into their late 30s. LOL.

No, they are not. Most have been on BC pills for too long or have other issues...PCOS, endometriosis and many other things that make they struggle with fertility. Obesity also suppresses fertility. Have you seen how many women are obese and infertile?

He got a young woman and now he has 5 kids. He looks content like the early years of courting and marriage with Kim B,

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Spanish accent here 4.5 years ago in 2016 with J Lo

Can you believe HB had the balls to imitate a Spanish accent in front of JLO?! JLO is SO calm and centered in herself. Look at HB rocking back and forth, like Blanche from Golden Girls, doing her fake accent and flourishing her hands. I cannot take it.

Turn the sound completely OFF and then play the video... watch JLo's face at the 3 second mark.

That total look of confusement when Hilly starts speaking in her Spanglish accent, is *chef's kiss*.

YASSSS. Jen sees right through this bitch. MMMMM mmmm mmmm.