Hilaria Baldwin - At it again

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I am not on board with picking apart Hilary's natural looks (stumpy poster, you don't need to do that, it is unnecessary and mean). However, observing bad Photoshop is fine, and the picture with the baby is clearly bad Photoshop. Look at the waves in the vertical lines in the curtains. You can see where the image was manipulated easily. The distortions are an obvious tell. Therefore, that picture isn't anything close to reality.

She seems to be elongating herself at times to look taller and thinner. I suspect the "stumpy"poster was pointing out that her frame looked much different, though good. Though clearly fit looking she absolutely had more of a gymnast build. I suspect the implication was she is altering photo. Plastic surgery can change a lot of things, but it cannot make you taller.

Also, when you post altered photos of yourself in your underwear and you give wellness advice while you have altered your face and body cosmetically, you invite this criticism. I would be horrified if a renowned Ph.D. had an instagram posting her latest findings on Covid and someone picked apart her fully clothed photo. Picking apart soft porn used for thinspiration and applause is totally fine in my book. She needs to stop social media, stop advertising, put her clothes and get help.

The bolded is a good point.

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Anonymous wrote:Of all the women available to him, and considering his first wife was the stunning Kim Basinger, I just don’t understand how or why Alec settled on her. She’s cute, short and basic, but not gorgeous, intelligent or otherwise interesting. I mean she is literally the definition of basic. I can totally see why she made up a Spanish persona to make herself seem more unique, but even with the new identity she’s still barely above average. He could have done so much better. Wonder why he didn’t?

AB circa 1985 is not the same as AB circa 2005. Do you remember that scene in 30 Rock where Tina Fey's character says he's good looking but not outrageously good looking and he whips out a picture of himself from the 80's, and she gets all speechless and dreamy saying "Those eyes....I didn't know that color of blue existed in nature" or something like that. In Clueless, they called a hot guy a Baldwin. Plus his movie career was really hot with Hunt for Red October, Married the Mob, etc.

20 years later, he's good looking for an older guy, but definitely has that Irish older guy bloat thing going on (I'm Irish) PLUS a weirdo family PLUS a well-known crap temper PLUS seems to have no sense of humor about himself PLUS apparently blew a lot of his earnings from the 80s (prpbably up his nose) PLUS seems to have a very traditional blue collar Irish-Catholic view of family/women/home ......

all of which makes him a pretty good catch for a pretty average girl with above average looks, but not a great catch for a stunning, intelligent, interesting woman.

This level of hyper-analyzation is creepy and sounds envious. For one, Alec is A-list Manhattan/Hamptons arts and culture royalty, who pals around with Lourne Michaels, Jerry Seinfield, Woody Allen, Howard Stern, and various other culture elites you wouldn't recognize. Take away this fake exotic persona Hillary adopted and she was a very cute and fertile 27-yo WASP. Her 100% accurate bio in a NY Times wedding announcement would have had references to being raised in Cambridge, NYU alum, Georgetown lawyer dad, Harvard professor pediatrician MD mom, perhaps business owner? That's like a boiler plate WASP/Jewish 'elite' NYT announcement. Unfortunately she wasn't content with being just a 'basic' Manhattan/Hamptons SAHM, she clamored for the spotlight - see also talentless Beth Stern and Jessica Seinfeld.

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Anonymous wrote:Of all the women available to him, and considering his first wife was the stunning Kim Basinger, I just don’t understand how or why Alec settled on her. She’s cute, short and basic, but not gorgeous, intelligent or otherwise interesting. I mean she is literally the definition of basic. I can totally see why she made up a Spanish persona to make herself seem more unique, but even with the new identity she’s still barely above average. He could have done so much better. Wonder why he didn’t?

AB circa 1985 is not the same as AB circa 2005. Do you remember that scene in 30 Rock where Tina Fey's character says he's good looking but not outrageously good looking and he whips out a picture of himself from the 80's, and she gets all speechless and dreamy saying "Those eyes....I didn't know that color of blue existed in nature" or something like that. In Clueless, they called a hot guy a Baldwin. Plus his movie career was really hot with Hunt for Red October, Married the Mob, etc.

20 years later, he's good looking for an older guy, but definitely has that Irish older guy bloat thing going on (I'm Irish) PLUS a weirdo family PLUS a well-known crap temper PLUS seems to have no sense of humor about himself PLUS apparently blew a lot of his earnings from the 80s (prpbably up his nose) PLUS seems to have a very traditional blue collar Irish-Catholic view of family/women/home ......

all of which makes him a pretty good catch for a pretty average girl with above average looks, but not a great catch for a stunning, intelligent, interesting woman.

This level of hyper-analyzation is creepy and sounds envious. For one, Alec is A-list Manhattan/Hamptons arts and culture royalty, who pals around with Lourne Michaels, Jerry Seinfield, Woody Allen, Howard Stern, and various other culture elites you wouldn't recognize. Take away this fake exotic persona Hillary adopted and she was a very cute and fertile 27-yo WASP. Her 100% accurate bio in a NY Times wedding announcement would have had references to being raised in Cambridge, NYU alum, Georgetown lawyer dad, Harvard professor pediatrician MD mom, perhaps business owner? That's like a boiler plate WASP/Jewish 'elite' NYT announcement. Unfortunately she wasn't content with being just a 'basic' Manhattan/Hamptons SAHM, she clamored for the spotlight - see also talentless Beth Stern and Jessica Seinfeld.

This is disturbing. If only these things meant character and integrity. Without the two, what a waste.

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Anonymous wrote:The irony is that she is shaming every other mom with her anti-body shaming rant by saying "some moms look like this, I do." Except- you don't, which is why you photoshopped it.

This.

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-shows-off-post-baby-body-3-months-after-welcoming-son-edu/

I am so jealous!

Nobody is jealous, especially because we can see from this photo that your photoshopping skills need MEGA amounts of work.

Next time you photoshop, make sure to look at your kids toes and not just yourself... 😱

+1000

Well if this isn't proof positive that she's photoshopping, I don't know what is.

Look at that poor babies toes! 🤣

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!? 😂😂

As someone who doesn't use photoshopping apps...what could she have been trying to do to the photo to mutilate the toes like that?

It's because she focused WAY too much on herself and didn't notice how anything else in the photo looked.

Photoshop is an amazing tool, but when you use photoshop, it also changes everything else around the spot that you're manipulating... ie; the babies toes. She was slimming her stomach, and it appears that his toes were originally leaning on her stomach.

That's what a narcissist does, she only notices herself and nothing else in the photo.

Hilly needs to learn how to use the feathering tool, because it's clear she doesn't know how.

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Anonymous wrote:Of all the women available to him, and considering his first wife was the stunning Kim Basinger, I just don’t understand how or why Alec settled on her. She’s cute, short and basic, but not gorgeous, intelligent or otherwise interesting. I mean she is literally the definition of basic. I can totally see why she made up a Spanish persona to make herself seem more unique, but even with the new identity she’s still barely above average. He could have done so much better. Wonder why he didn’t?

x100000

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Anonymous wrote:Hilaria Baldwin stands up to body shamers after posing in her underwear with her baby
https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/celebrity/hilaria-baldwin-stands-up-to-body-shamers-after-posing-in-her-underwear-with-her-baby/ar-BB1caRRY

She reads this forum

Of course they do! They read ALL press! While denying vehemently that they read press!

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/parents/hilaria-baldwin-shows-off-post-baby-body-3-months-after-welcoming-son-edu/

I am so jealous!

Nobody is jealous, especially because we can see from this photo that your photoshopping skills need MEGA amounts of work.

Next time you photoshop, make sure to look at your kids toes and not just yourself... 😱

+1000

Well if this isn't proof positive that she's photoshopping, I don't know what is.

Look at that poor babies toes! 🤣

WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!? 😂😂

As someone who doesn't use photoshopping apps...what could she have been trying to do to the photo to mutilate the toes like that?

It's because she focused WAY too much on herself and didn't notice how anything else in the photo looked.

Photoshop is an amazing tool, but when you use photoshop, it also changes everything else around the spot that you're manipulating... ie; the babies toes. She was slimming her stomach, and it appears that his toes were originally leaning on her stomach.

That's what a narcissist does, she only notices herself and nothing else in the photo.

Hilly needs to learn how to use the feathering tool, because it's clear she doesn't know how.

All true, but don't tell her what tool to use. It's fun to see the mistakes like the strange drapes, the halos, the creepy toes. Next she will say the baby has a toe disorder. There is something going on with the baby's shoulders aboe too where I think she widdled away at her body.

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Ill make a prediction. Not what they should do at this point but what I think they will do. Right now his agents are going through posts and videos to make sure there is nothing out there that would contradict the narrative they are going to present.

First, they will find a friendly network interviewer. All softball questions. There will be three purposes of the sit down interview. First, that her actions were not intentional but she was misunderstood. Second, that Alec knew all along about her background. They have to come off as still being in a trusting and strong relationship. He cannot acknowledge that she misled him in anyway. Third, she will apologize for not having been more diligent in correcting misrepresentations made about her in magazines, her profiles and by the general public. She will apologize for any harm caused and be contrite. She will not give a full apology (as she should) because that will hurt both of their images and it is not in their nature to apologize. She however will not be doing what she did last week which was be defensive and saying she did nothing wrong. It will be a half apology.

This approach will avoid them having to address the evidence that this was intentional and calculated on her part. She wont have to address why Alec thinks her grandmother is from Spain. They will not have to address why she intentionally and repeatedly gave non-responsive and misleading answers to direct questions about her parents or herself. The accent will be explained as she did last week. She will make an effort not to speak with an accent so you will never hear it again.

Second, Alec will host SNL in the spring. He will do a skit as himself with Villasenor playing HB. They will make fun of the situation. HB will come out at the end of the skit to show that she can make fun of what happened.

This is the best outcome they can hope for. Her future as a public figure is toast but people in Hollywood will forgive him and he will be fine. IMO

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Anonymous wrote:Really disappointed but not surprised that Howard didn’t touch this today.

https://i.imgur.com/2aSJZbm.jpg

Right.

+1

Yup. We lost Howard, sadly.

Hé did a whole Olivia Jade thing today but not a peep about Hilary.

[Anonymous]

here she is latin ballroom dancing in 2005:

https://www.facebook.com/jaime.hurtado.96/videos/715366113411

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:here she is latin ballroom dancing in 2005:

https://www.facebook.com/jaime.hurtado.96/videos/715366113411

Wow. She’s like a level 6/7 brunette or even dark blond here.

[Anonymous]

The prediction above re half apology and future modest rehab of image seems accurate. Gd thinking there.
I think we sd stop things working out that way. We cd start by asking for the top wellness award, given to Hillary in 2017 by the Wellness Foundation (near NYC), be returned.
Not enough to be concerned/frustrated/appalled by the repeat dishonesty. Let’s do something. Wellness Foundation award a start.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The prediction above re half apology and future modest rehab of image seems accurate. Gd thinking there.
I think we sd stop things working out that way. We cd start by asking for the top wellness award, given to Hillary in 2017 by the Wellness Foundation (near NYC), be returned.
Not enough to be concerned/frustrated/appalled by the repeat dishonesty. Let’s do something. Wellness Foundation award a start.

Why are you fixated on this? It's hardly the congressional medal of freedom. Let the psycho phony keep her award.

[Anonymous]

Alec Baldwin’s book Nevertheless is enlightening... may provide some empathy for the reader, or not. Free audiobook available w app linked to my library card.