New DCUM Service: Individual Snow Threads

[jsteele]

Starting today, DCUM is launching a new service: individual snow threads. This will allow every single DCUM user to have his/her very own snow thread. Individual snow threads will not only allow every DCUM user to post banal and inane threads about the snow storm, but -- when you stop updating your thread -- all of us will know that you have been buried by the snow and that we should all take a shot of vodka in your memory.

So, hurry now to start your individual snow thread. Many topics are still available such as:

PSA: Don't forget to tie your shoelaces before going out

Remember, hats go on your head and boots on your feet, not the other way around

Should I toast my bagel during the snow storm?

Do Whole Foods or Safeway bags work better as boot liners?

Or, the ever popular classic, "What will OPM do?"

The individual snow thread service will be discontinued as soon as I am knocked unconscious from banging my head against a cement wall.

[Anonymous]

LOL!

[Anonymous]

Silly Jeff! OPM already announced what it will do, so our threads will be "OPM is STOOOPID," "I HATE OPM" "SCREW OPM" etc.

[Anonymous]

Just wait until we're all truly locked indoors, WITH power and nothing to do. I'm sure there are untold depths of inanity still to be plumbed!

You should just preemptively crash DCUM until Tuesday.

[Anonymous]

I don't know what you are complaining about. Doesn't the increased traffic generate more income?

[Anonymous]

Ha Ha. At least Jeff has a sense of humor about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just wait until we're all truly locked indoors, WITH power and nothing to do. I'm sure there are untold depths of inanity still to be plumbed!

You should just preemptively crash DCUM until Tuesday.

Don't even joke about that - whatever will we do all day with no DCUM ?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous]

What area realtor will help me find houses with the best snowmen? We only want to look at homes with Great Snows ratings of 8 or above.

[Anonymous]

HAHA!

[Anonymous]

Sometimes you annoy me Jeff and sometimes you make me spit red bull out my nose from laughing. In case you care which one this time - red bull out the nose burns

[Anonymous]

Don't forget the ultimate DCUM rant about how I and only I am superior in terms of driving in snow/snowstorm prep and I laugh at all you clueless strivers with your panic and bald tires.

[Anonymous]

Thank you for acknowledging all of us as very special snowflakes.

[Anonymous]

We love you, Jeff!

[Anonymous]

BWAHAHAHA !!

Now that's funny !

I love this place.

[Anonymous]

You left off

"My MIL and/or SIL did this in the snow & I'm furious! What should I do?"