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Take a look at the oldies. I find them surprisingly sweet and innocent, but I guess you could say that just shows how far we've sunk.
http://imgur.com/a/DJZVB |
| I guess men will have to figure out a way to be solely satisfied with their wives from now on. |
ROFLMAO, yeah right. Good thing there isn't anything like, say, internet porn that is cheaper and more interesting than lame-o dead-tree porno magazines... and more satisfying than the average fat, bitchy DC-area wife. |
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You know when you say a word too many times in a row, it starts to sound like not a word? Like if you says spoon, spoon, spoon, 100Xs?
That's how I felt looking at all those breasts all at once in the imgur link. Like, not even real anymore. |
| I thought it was interesting that, at least in the earlier ones, the breasts look like actual, natural breasts. |
| Its like when you watch movies from the 70s and 80s--the women look like a different species than the women in movies today. Regular boobs, regular hips, regular eyebrows. |
Yes, so true. |
sweet and innocent? Would you say that if you saw your kid (legal age) in one of the spreads? shudder |
Feminism wins again. Fuck yeah.
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Did they ever show public hair -- even back when 18-year-old women had pubic hair?
I've only seen one centerfold. I was a freshman in college, and I was stunned because she was younger than I was. |
A perfect match for the average pasty white, incredibly dull, misguidedly inflated egotistical blowhard DC area husband. |
+1 but you forgot potbellied and bad in bed |