rancid flatulence
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Anonymous
| My husband of 10 years farts all the time and it smells terrible. Sometimes it even makes me want to throw up. I also fart sometimes, but he really takes it to another level. How do I get it to stop?? He thinks its funny ... although I laugh, I am sick of it and just find it repulsive. |
Anonymous
| Don't send mixed messages. Don't laugh and ask him to go in another room if he needs to let one rip. |
Anonymous
| He can't stop. What's he supposed to do, keep it in? If you think he's doing it just to annoy you, get up and leave the room when he does. Otherwise WTAF? What happens if you go on blood pressure meds that cause you to smell like a sulfur deposit? Honestly. |
Anonymous
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I'm sorry OP, not much advice. Just be honest with him.
This is one barrier I am glad my DH and I have never broken. |
Anonymous
| Activated charcoal capsules |
Anonymous
| ^^^but first have him improve his diet--red meat and processed flour are possible offenders (not just the usual veggies and beans which are actually good for him) |
Anonymous
| My friend told me her husband NEVER farts in her presence. We were all fascinated by this and are pushing her to do a sister-wives thing. I'll let you know if she agrees. |
Anonymous
| OP. How is it possible to be married to someone for years and to have never farted in their presence? I am ok with occasional farts, but when they get very stinky and keep coming while we are in bed - that's just annoying and gross. |
Anonymous
| Get him to take probiotics? |
Anonymous
| Ha-ha Another fart thread in the relationship forum. I come to DCUM for the parenting advice. I stay for threads like these. |
Anonymous
| Is he eating too quickly and not chewing enough? Large pieces of food can ferment. Probiotic would also be good. |
Anonymous
| To my knowledge, my DW of 15 years has never farted. |
Anonymous
| The couple that farts together, stays together. |
Anonymous
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Is he farting loudly in front of you as a joke? Cause that's nasty.
It doesnt take a herculean effort to hold a fart in for a little while, maybe until you have to leave the room or go to the bathroom. He sounds like a pig. |
Anonymous
| if he's farting then he's constipated. Why not go on a juice fast together? |