My mil has a little problem with alcohol, drinks too much and talks too much, wanders the house interrupts while I nurse my add a yard da the usual.
Typically she shares with me about her wild youth no big deal. Well today's tale at the 5 am feed she tells me my husbands father is not his father.apparently baby girl resembles other man. I know she remarried when DH was young and for all things that matter his stepfather is his dad. So I tell her I know and fil is a wonderful man blah blah. She says " no, no not bubba" I quickly changed the subject, thinking she had too much but later today when she had sobered up she asked me not to tell DH, as it would ruin the family. I love my I laws! |
Is she slipping your little too? |
I wish. |
I think the pp was referring to your post. It isn't clear (your mil calls your husband baby girl?) |
DH's grandmother acquired loose lips in her 90s, no alcohol required. A number of family scandals were revealed, to my MIL's dismay.
Good times. |
Sorry about that baby girl =. Our daughter. According to mil she resembles other dude quite a bit. |
I know right? It's especially fun because mil is quite pious , so hearing her scandals is hilarious. |
I agree with PPs. Your post sounds like you were drunk when you wrote it. Read it aloud and you'll see what we mean. |
Wait- you're saying that the MIL was drunk and yammering on during the 5 am feeding?
I'm calling Bullshit. |
Poor OP is nursing a 5 am. She may not be drunk, but she's probably sleep deprived. Give her a break. |
Get some sleep, OP. |
and nurse your "add a yard da the usual" tomorrow. |
The granddaughter (OP's child) looks like the guy MIL thinks was DH's baby daddy. |
Was she fucking Winston Churchill? Because all babies look like Winston Churchill.... Seriously, though. She is nuts and should keep her mouth shut. You can't tell who a baby's father most of the time, if you are just going off looks. I can't imagine trying to tell who the baby's grandfather is. Babies are squishy little potato sacks who don't really resemble any grown person very much. |
Holy sh**! I would keep the drinks flowing. |