Real Housewives of DCUM

[Anonymous]

Assigning RHONY characters to DCUM poster-types is fun!

Jill Zarins: Judging you by the brand of stroller you have and the handbag you carry. Knows someone who can get you an interview at a private school. Worries about DC's weight.

Alex McCords: Convinced children are gifted/multilingual/"spirited" and desperately wants to on nice you of this, too. Racking up the CC debt to keep up appearances. Sock-puppets for her own good cause.

Bethenney Frankels: Know-it-all, constantly bashing on low-performing husband. Frequently posts rude, abrasive, sarcastic, harsh things that are actually dead-on and logical.

Kelly Bensimons: "My kids are my best friends." The "cool" mom. Oblivious to own wealth and privilege and sees themselves as "struggling like a real mom."

Ramona Singer: "My [crumbling] marriage to my hot husband is soooooo great!" The type who believes any amount of alcohol during pregnancy/breastfeeding is fine, because "our grandmothers drank gin martinis every night, and their babies turned out fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeee!"

Sonja Morgans: All personal or anecdotal evidence trumps sound medical/scientific advice. After all, their astrologist/herbologist/acupuncturist/fecalist says it's easy to conceive at 40, if you have a positive attitude.

[Anonymous]

Countess LuAnns: constantly harping on rules, propriety and class...all while bashing anyone who posts something contrary to her beliefs. Kind of funny, sometimes even intentionally.

[Anonymous]

Is this the original cast?

Most of these women aren't even on the show anymore. Update your material lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is this the original cast?

Most of these women aren't even on the show anymore. Update your material lol

I just watched the 100th Episode Special. And if you haven't, you need to!