Take it easy, big pooper! ;-)

[Anonymous]

Dear sweet daughter,

As you know, I'm already contending with morning sickness from a new little sibling on the way. I'm wondering if we might come to a little agreement just till I get past the first trimester. You are just such a great, regular kind of gal! I'm curious if you might be able to adjust your massive daily diaper deposits to 1) before daddy leaves for work or 2) after daddy comes home for work. He is much better equipped to not heave through diaper changes than I am at the moment. After the first trimester, you can leave me your odor-filled finest anytime of day, Sugar.

Your adoring mother!

[Anonymous]

You forgot to add...

"and if you could prepare you own meals (especially boiling peas, carrots, or any other fresh veggies) that would be great. That sends mommy over the edge too'

[Anonymous]

And tell daddy to quit farting around me...

[Anonymous]

buy a face mask at Lowe's or Home Depot

OR

send everyone out of the house

[Anonymous]

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

[Anonymous]

I'm with you, OP.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And tell daddy to quit farting around me...

Seriously, why can't they go in the other feffin' room to fart? I'm in the 3rd trimester but I still want to gouge out eyes when he farts in my air space.