The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Omg both of her black outfits are fine this thread isn’t fun any more. Usha Vance is boring and more or less appropriate. There’s no story there.

No. The pleather skirt and heels are not appropriate and I have done plenty of stints defending Usha Vance. She’s not an idiot. She understood serious apparel interviewing for firms and going to events when Chua and the other mofos were helping launch her turd of a husband.

Appropriate dress is in fact a serious part of the VP and spouse job. They do attend so many funerals and make so many appearances with the stated goal of acknowledging tragedy and offering support. It’s an a—-ole move to just fling on anything, especially when it’s not just some cheap drab mourning drag from JC Penney.
There is intent there and it’s hard to not read it as an eff-you from her to people that don’t deserve that callousness.

So, a couple things.

Regarding the part of your post I bolded: That's what's crazy. No idea where the black caplet dress she wore when JD escorted Erika Kirk back to DC was from. But the pleather number to Minnesota was NOT cheap crap from Penney's. It was Shoshanna!

Now, I went to go look on the Shoshanna website to get the exact cost but it looks past season. There's a similar version in navy retailing for about $500. In googling "Usha Vance Shoshanna dress" I found this article:

https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/usha-vance-stylist-kennedy-center-shoshanna-new-york-1237915979/

...Usha HAS a stylist which is truly the most "WTF" thing I have read in a long time.

Would this be the dress?



https://shoshanna.com/products/lonnie-dress?srsltid=AfmBOoriVY28MZAtwXxtx_Fu8pvsxcshwJY8nq0HvqM418J8az22ivXF

I'm still not keen on leather or fake leather for a memorial

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Anonymous wrote:Omg, poor Ivanka. She used to have an office in the West Wing and now she’s calling Page Six to remind them she went to Casino Night in New Jersey. It’s honestly hard to see her like this. Not really, because I don’t like her and I think she has absolutely no business in government. But still. What a bad call they made.

Seriously. They could've stayed in NY, never commenting on her dad's politics, and would probably still be accepted in polite society.

Page Six describes them sitting at a table with Beyoncé and Jay-Z so they’re already there, with $2B that they wouldn’t have gotten otherwise.

I hate her and usually hate what she wears but that silver dress isn’t bad.

Her proportions aren’t attractive despite the height and thinness. It’s all a mess.

I like the silver dress, though the style paired with the material does make it look very heavy, like chain mail falling off her. But I don’t think it’s very flattering - she has a very long neck, and this just emphasizes the distance between her face and her chest. So basically, I like the pick, just not for her

I like the dress but think it's hung too low on her. I'm not sure if it's because her torso is so long or if it's because her chest is large or what, but it looks off.

It gives me a sense of matron in an old black and white movie, droopy (even with the bare skin and her actual bosom not droopy)

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Anonymous wrote:less text (wow huge blocks) and more pictures

I'm someone who could never figure out how to pust an image that wasn't a plain old jpg from a website but I finally figured it out. Maybe there's another way, but...

If display image in new tab does not yield a jpg or png file, I use snip, then save the screenshot. Then I upload to imgur. THEN I open the imgur image in a new tab, which give me a png (maybe a jpg, I don't recall offhand. Then post that link and apply the IMG button from here. I had a lot of image post fails before I figured this out by trial and error.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Omg both of her black outfits are fine this thread isn’t fun any more. Usha Vance is boring and more or less appropriate. There’s no story there.

No. The pleather skirt and heels are not appropriate and I have done plenty of stints defending Usha Vance. She’s not an idiot. She understood serious apparel interviewing for firms and going to events when Chua and the other mofos were helping launch her turd of a husband.

Appropriate dress is in fact a serious part of the VP and spouse job. They do attend so many funerals and make so many appearances with the stated goal of acknowledging tragedy and offering support. It’s an a—-ole move to just fling on anything, especially when it’s not just some cheap drab mourning drag from JC Penney.
There is intent there and it’s hard to not read it as an eff-you from her to people that don’t deserve that callousness.

So, a couple things.

Regarding the part of your post I bolded: That's what's crazy. No idea where the black caplet dress she wore when JD escorted Erika Kirk back to DC was from. But the pleather number to Minnesota was NOT cheap crap from Penney's. It was Shoshanna!

Now, I went to go look on the Shoshanna website to get the exact cost but it looks past season. There's a similar version in navy retailing for about $500. In googling "Usha Vance Shoshanna dress" I found this article:

https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/usha-vance-stylist-kennedy-center-shoshanna-new-york-1237915979/

...Usha HAS a stylist which is truly the most "WTF" thing I have read in a long time.

Would this be the dress?



https://shoshanna.com/products/lonnie-dress?srsltid=AfmBOoriVY28MZAtwXxtx_Fu8pvsxcshwJY8nq0HvqM418J8az22ivXF

I'm still not keen on leather or fake leather for a memorial

Looks like it. I do love in the article, Shoshanna herself kind of demurs on Usha wearing it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Usha’s pleather dress was a misstep but beyond that I think some of you are being too hard on her. She’s obviously not into fashion. Her look - natural hair with greys, little to no makeup, basic wardrobe - is disappointing from a fashion perspective but it’s not a character flaw.

We had Jill Biden with her fishnet hose and knee high boots.
We had Michelle Obama looking like a school marm in J. Crew.
We had Barbara Bush with her white hair looking 80 years old when she was 40.

We can handle Usha!

Huh? Michelle Obama is up there with Melania and Jackie as one of our most stylish First Ladies. I will give you Jill Biden dressed like shit sometimes (although I think she was well groomed) but come on. To throw Michelle in there with her and Barbara Bush just belies your partisan view.

Seriously? She looks like a cross between a teletubby and pole dancer here. Her wardrobe was OK while she was first Lady, but her choices afterwards are comically bad.

[Anonymous]

They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Usha’s pleather dress was a misstep but beyond that I think some of you are being too hard on her. She’s obviously not into fashion. Her look - natural hair with greys, little to no makeup, basic wardrobe - is disappointing from a fashion perspective but it’s not a character flaw.

We had Jill Biden with her fishnet hose and knee high boots.
We had Michelle Obama looking like a school marm in J. Crew.
We had Barbara Bush with her white hair looking 80 years old when she was 40.

We can handle Usha!

Huh? Michelle Obama is up there with Melania and Jackie as one of our most stylish First Ladies. I will give you Jill Biden dressed like shit sometimes (although I think she was well groomed) but come on. To throw Michelle in there with her and Barbara Bush just belies your partisan view.

Seriously? She looks like a cross between a teletubby and pole dancer here. Her wardrobe was OK while she was first Lady, but her choices afterwards are comically bad.

I was specifically referring to her tenure as First Lady. I do not claim that yellow mess.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

[Anonymous]

Are the Vances going along for the Grand Tour?

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Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

Under the trenchcoat there are 3 mini Melanias stacked on top of one another.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

Under the trenchcoat there are 3 mini Melanias stacked on top of one another.

Lol. I am looking forward to seeing her looks. She does state visit fashion so well. Massive raincoat was a miss, though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

Trump's pants leg caught in the tongue of his shoe makes him look rather hopeless.
But edema can also make ankles itch and maybe he just couldn't handle it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

Under the trenchcoat there are 3 mini Melanias stacked on top of one another.

Lol. I am looking forward to seeing her looks. She does state visit fashion so well. Massive raincoat was a miss, though.

I predict 100% she wears a tiara and looks like a fool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:They're on their way to the UK for the State Visit. What is she thinking here?? This is so bad.

...why is she dressed like the neighborhood pervert

Under the trenchcoat there are 3 mini Melanias stacked on top of one another.

Lol. I am looking forward to seeing her looks. She does state visit fashion so well. Massive raincoat was a miss, though.

I predict 100% she wears a tiara and looks like a fool.

She didn't the last time!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Omg both of her black outfits are fine this thread isn’t fun any more. Usha Vance is boring and more or less appropriate. There’s no story there.

No. The pleather skirt and heels are not appropriate and I have done plenty of stints defending Usha Vance. She’s not an idiot. She understood serious apparel interviewing for firms and going to events when Chua and the other mofos were helping launch her turd of a husband.

Appropriate dress is in fact a serious part of the VP and spouse job. They do attend so many funerals and make so many appearances with the stated goal of acknowledging tragedy and offering support. It’s an a—-ole move to just fling on anything, especially when it’s not just some cheap drab mourning drag from JC Penney.
There is intent there and it’s hard to not read it as an eff-you from her to people that don’t deserve that callousness.

So, a couple things.

Regarding the part of your post I bolded: That's what's crazy. No idea where the black caplet dress she wore when JD escorted Erika Kirk back to DC was from. But the pleather number to Minnesota was NOT cheap crap from Penney's. It was Shoshanna!

Now, I went to go look on the Shoshanna website to get the exact cost but it looks past season. There's a similar version in navy retailing for about $500. In googling "Usha Vance Shoshanna dress" I found this article:

https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/usha-vance-stylist-kennedy-center-shoshanna-new-york-1237915979/

...Usha HAS a stylist which is truly the most "WTF" thing I have read in a long time.

Would this be the dress?



https://shoshanna.com/products/lonnie-dress?srsltid=AfmBOoriVY28MZAtwXxtx_Fu8pvsxcshwJY8nq0HvqM418J8az22ivXF

I'm still not keen on leather or fake leather for a memorial

Looks like it. I do love in the article, Shoshanna herself kind of demurs on Usha wearing it.

The dress being discussed in the article is the one she wore to the Kennedy Center in June - not the one pictured above (which I happen to like).