What's your major? I'm majoring in Sandwich Generation with a minor in Allergies

[Anonymous]

I'm currently starting a doctoral program of I'm horny as hell and my hot DH is on an international business trip.

I recently finished my exams for my master's work in dealing with onset of puberty in my HFA DD - fun times! I had to repeat a higher-level course, with some extra TA work in surviving my DS's ADHD and the fallout from taking away fortnite.

[Anonymous]

I’ve switched majors to spring allergies (considering a dual major in why are you such a jerk to your sister), minoring in what animals keep making those noises at 2 am, and are they dying? My neighbor wants to advise me in why I should never turn on my porch light. Hoping a better advisor with a fully stocked bar and functioning window treatments takes her place soon.

[Anonymous]

This is great.
My classes this semester were
Ailing Parents: Hospice 101
Ailing Parents: Death and Multi-state funerals 102
Teen Anxiety and Depression, with a focus on Suicidal Ideation.

Electives:
New Puppy 101
Your changing body: Perimenopause and Carbs - 400 level.

[Anonymous]

Classes for me also include Teen Anxiety and Depression, but because I like it SOOO much, I am taking two sections at once. One of those sections has a special session entitled Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Last year I took Mental Illness with Geriatrics, but that ended when the main subject passed away.

And for shits and giggles, my own personal favorite, peri-menopause with borderline depression.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’ve switched majors to spring allergies (considering a dual major in why are you such a jerk to your sister), minoring in what animals keep making those noises at 2 am, and are they dying? My neighbor wants to advise me in why I should never turn on my porch light. Hoping a better advisor with a fully stocked bar and functioning window treatments takes her place soon.

I have some lecture notes for you from class...the animal making those awful noises is like a horny vixon fox or it's a racoon. I get woken up all the time by those a-holes.

[Anonymous]

I am now majoring in “how to handle senioritis’ with a double minor in ‘juggling all the other family’s’ needs’ and ‘surviving stubborn elderly parents 400 level’

[Anonymous]

I’m double-majoring in What to Do Next With My Life and Why Am I Fat. I am pursuing minors in Fight With Spouse About DCs Education and also 21st C. Struggles With Clutter.

[Anonymous]

Majoring in how to stay married to a vet with PTSD and chronic pain.
Minoring in boomeranging: 3 adult kids home this summer. Special seminar in how to tell your editor you are going to miss your deadline.

[Anonymous]

Having gotten my bachelors in single parenting with a parent in hospice, I've decided to pursue a masters in other parent now needs attention and my kid is about to launch for college.

[Anonymous]

My major is Polypharmacy, Endless Therapies, and Voicemails from School for Tween with SN along with Younger DC who Probably has SN and is Definitely 8 going on 16.

I have a minor in Barely Functioning Due to Allergies with electives in 30lb Weight Gain from Medication and Duty Sex.

I've been putting off taking Dutiful Daughter who Regularly Calls Parents due to having such a full load.

At least we finished paying tuition for dyslexia tutoring. How literal .. lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Classes for me also include Teen Anxiety and Depression, but because I like it SOOO much, I am taking two sections at once. One of those sections has a special session entitled Oppositional Defiant Disorder.

Last year I took Mental Illness with Geriatrics, but that ended when the main subject passed away.

And for shits and giggles, my own personal favorite, peri-menopause with borderline depression.

I hear you. I'm hoping my course in Tween with ASD, LD, Anxiety, and Depression eventually ends, but it looks like I'll be taking the Teen version next.

[Anonymous]

I’m Double majoring in Only Child Dealing w/ Elderly Parents & Menopause
Minors: anxiety, overweight and feel horrible about myself, not sure I like my job
I may drop out and move to an island and be a bartender

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m Double majoring in Only Child Dealing w/ Elderly Parents & Menopause
Minors: anxiety, overweight and feel horrible about myself, not sure I like my job
I may drop out and move to an island and be a bartender

If it's any consolation to you, I am not an only child but dealing with elderly parents and my sibling is basically just a source of aggravation-trying to direct things while doing NOTHING. It can make the "course" all the more frustrating when you have dead weight pulling things backward and stressing you out more.

Save me spot at your bar. I will order some fruity cocktails and leave you huge tips.

[Anonymous]

Just signed up for fall classes. Looks like they're going to be:

Starting a Big New Job and Buying Your First Home Way Too Late in Life 101 (6 credits)

Tween Bitchfest 202

Geography of North American Husbands: Very Hot and Very Cold Climates 304

Philosophy Seminar: Who The Hell Am I Again? 306

Elective is Bakesales 101, which I'm taking for the 19th time even though I don't really have time. I like it a lot though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm majoring in Managing Your Life with a Suddenly Chronically Ill Spouse. Special topics include What Happens When the Money Runs Out, and Trying to Keep Your Elementary School Children's Lives as Normal as Possible. Minoring in I Have Health Issues Too.

I’m majoring in this one too.
But I took “Keeping college age kids on track (because we can’t help you) and Going Blind and Deaf While Older.
Considering “ Will I get Alzheimers like The rest of Family