The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

And, again, just to compare, this woman thought pleather, an elastic waist, and come-talk-dirty-about-populism-to-me heels were appropriate attire to lay flowers outside a Catholic Church in memory of dead children. But when it's her husband's friend's widow she suddenly understands she needs to dress modestly. Oh. Okay then.

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Omg both of her black outfits are fine this thread isn’t fun any more. Usha Vance is boring and more or less appropriate. There’s no story there.

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

His haircut does look weird from behind. I think his pants are too short. I prefer a bit of a break, which is probably because I'm old and don't keep up with current trends.

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

Isn't that the blue that Millenium and Gen Z men are currently wearing now.

It's a blue that no one, regardless of generation, should be wearing to a funeral or memorial service. Unless it's their only suit, but I suspect that America's favorite bestselling author turned venture capitalist turned senator turned VP has the money to buy a darker suit. And that his wife has the money to buy shampoo and a hairbrush.

It seems like JD has a closet full of that same suit and they are all too small on him. He buys that “athletic fit” I think. He looks like a teen boy going to a model UN tournament or something. Please buy a grownup suit. Get one in charcoal grey, one in navy, and one in black since the VP’s main job is going to funerals so you might as well own a black suit. Usha should also get one or two very conservative black dresses or suits for this purpose. It’s not hard to— just go to brooks brothers or someplace boring.

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

Isn't that the blue that Millenium and Gen Z men are currently wearing now.

It's a blue that no one, regardless of generation, should be wearing to a funeral or memorial service. Unless it's their only suit, but I suspect that America's favorite bestselling author turned venture capitalist turned senator turned VP has the money to buy a darker suit. And that his wife has the money to buy shampoo and a hairbrush.

It seems like JD has a closet full of that same suit and they are all too small on him. He buys that “athletic fit” I think. He looks like a teen boy going to a model UN tournament or something. Please buy a grownup suit. Get one in charcoal grey, one in navy, and one in black since the VP’s main job is going to funerals so you might as well own a black suit. Usha should also get one or two very conservative black dresses or suits for this purpose. It’s not hard to— just go to brooks brothers or someplace boring.

She has such a great figure! She could look so great by doing so little. She just makes these weird careless choices.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, cool, so they know what constitutes appropriate mourning attire, they just chose not to wear it until a tragedy that they deemed worthy enough:



Sure is nice to be proven right that a sitting VP definitely has a black suit in his closet ready to go at a moment's notice!

Thats exactly it.

[Anonymous]

I think Ivanka got worried her wig or synthetic extensions would be as obvious as Kate's if too high so she went the other way and flattened them down over her forehead

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

Isn't that the blue that Millenium and Gen Z men are currently wearing now.

It's a blue that no one, regardless of generation, should be wearing to a funeral or memorial service. Unless it's their only suit, but I suspect that America's favorite bestselling author turned venture capitalist turned senator turned VP has the money to buy a darker suit. And that his wife has the money to buy shampoo and a hairbrush.

It seems like JD has a closet full of that same suit and they are all too small on him. He buys that “athletic fit” I think. He looks like a teen boy going to a model UN tournament or something. Please buy a grownup suit. Get one in charcoal grey, one in navy, and one in black since the VP’s main job is going to funerals so you might as well own a black suit. Usha should also get one or two very conservative black dresses or suits for this purpose. It’s not hard to— just go to brooks brothers or someplace boring.

She has such a great figure! She could look so great by doing so little. She just makes these weird careless choices.

Like not washing her hair. Come on, she knows there will be photographers wherever she goes.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, cool, so they know what constitutes appropriate mourning attire, they just chose not to wear it until a tragedy that they deemed worthy enough:



Sure is nice to be proven right that a sitting VP definitely has a black suit in his closet ready to go at a moment's notice!

Thats exactly it.

Who is she holding hands with in that photo?

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

Isn't that the blue that Millenium and Gen Z men are currently wearing now.

It's a blue that no one, regardless of generation, should be wearing to a funeral or memorial service. Unless it's their only suit, but I suspect that America's favorite bestselling author turned venture capitalist turned senator turned VP has the money to buy a darker suit. And that his wife has the money to buy shampoo and a hairbrush.

It seems like JD has a closet full of that same suit and they are all too small on him. He buys that “athletic fit” I think. He looks like a teen boy going to a model UN tournament or something. Please buy a grownup suit. Get one in charcoal grey, one in navy, and one in black since the VP’s main job is going to funerals so you might as well own a black suit. Usha should also get one or two very conservative black dresses or suits for this purpose. It’s not hard to— just go to brooks brothers or someplace boring.

She has such a great figure! She could look so great by doing so little. She just makes these weird careless choices.

Like not washing her hair. Come on, she knows there will be photographers wherever she goes.

I’m sure she washes it but maybe either has bad water pressure or uses a bad shampoo brand.

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Hey Usha's friends, can you show her and JD this pic so they know what to wear for memorial services? Because this is what we wear for memorial services and it's the Trumps so they can't even say I'm just out to get them because they're Republicans.

While you're at it, please tell Usha that constantly being upstaged by a middle aged woman from the former Soviet Bloc is shameful.

I believe Trump is wearing a navy suit which some of you thought was inappropriate when JD wore it. A bright red tie?

Went to find a pic of Vance's suit to show how bright it was compared to Trump's:



1) That suit is significantly brighter than Trump's
2) I never noticed he has a bowl cut but that's horrific
3) Usha wearing an elastic waistband with greasy, unstyled hair really epitomizes how lazy she is

Isn't that the blue that Millenium and Gen Z men are currently wearing now.

It's a blue that no one, regardless of generation, should be wearing to a funeral or memorial service. Unless it's their only suit, but I suspect that America's favorite bestselling author turned venture capitalist turned senator turned VP has the money to buy a darker suit. And that his wife has the money to buy shampoo and a hairbrush.

It seems like JD has a closet full of that same suit and they are all too small on him. He buys that “athletic fit” I think. He looks like a teen boy going to a model UN tournament or something. Please buy a grownup suit. Get one in charcoal grey, one in navy, and one in black since the VP’s main job is going to funerals so you might as well own a black suit. Usha should also get one or two very conservative black dresses or suits for this purpose. It’s not hard to— just go to brooks brothers or someplace boring.

She has such a great figure! She could look so great by doing so little. She just makes these weird careless choices.

Like not washing her hair. Come on, she knows there will be photographers wherever she goes.

I’m sure she washes it but maybe either has bad water pressure or uses a bad shampoo brand.

Oh, just stop. You can have clean hair regardless of water pressure and the price of your shampoo. This is just silliness.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, cool, so they know what constitutes appropriate mourning attire, they just chose not to wear it until a tragedy that they deemed worthy enough:



Sure is nice to be proven right that a sitting VP definitely has a black suit in his closet ready to go at a moment's notice!

Thats exactly it.

Who is she holding hands with in that photo?

That would be the widow.

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Anonymous wrote:A rare Melania sighting:
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-administration-news-twin-towers-anniversary-remembrance-09-11-2025
Understated black dress - fine.
Wearing sunglasses??? Not appropriate.

You know people are allowed to wear sunglasses outside... right? Are you new to Earth?

And you realize that most people in public life, aside from reality TV stars, actresses and the like, don’t wear sunglasses to major national events… right? Are you new to Earth?

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Anonymous wrote:Pam Bondi's blond is atrocious.

She's been wearing that same color and cut sense law school back in 1989. Maybe since undergrad, but I was not aware of her pre89.

This is like a Kelly Ann thing —. A lot of women are just more comfortable keeping their hair as it was basically in HS/college. I can’t throw shade because mine is not so different (brown, side part, slightly below shoulders, long layers).
I also appreciate that Bondi is wearing the kind of outfit you might wear if you had to go to a social/spirting event with your boss. Not shorty shorts.
I think Bondi is a horrible person but she’s not ridiculous in the way that some of the others are (Noem).

It's weird to me because back in the day, Pam always had one of the best wardrobes. She also had lots of money and sported a red, convertible BMW when we most drove older run of the mill autos and hung out in jeans. Therefore, I would have expected an upgrade in her styling. JMO

Do you know her?

I knew her.

I said I knew her, not know her. Anything I knew is not relevant today. It was a long time ago.

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I think Ivanka got worried her wig or synthetic extensions would be as obvious as Kate's if too high so she went the other way and flattened them down over her forehead

Oof this is bad. Ivanka is just so pitiful to me.