There was a spider web on my grapes and I ate them

[Anonymous]

What should I do? Will I die? Give birth to baby spiders? HALP

[Anonymous]

Yes. You are going to die and give birth to baby spiders, not necessarily in that order.

[Anonymous]

As someone without grapes or a spider web I find his offensive. Check your arachnogrape privilege.

[Anonymous]

You will turn into a spider at the stroke of midnight. The baby spider part is upto you. On the bright side, you won't need a Halloween costume this year!

[Anonymous]

Oh no! Charlotte!

[Anonymous]

The sides of your bowels will stick together.

You'll never poop again.

[Anonymous]

See if you can climb up a wall?

[Anonymous]

Shouldn't this be in food forum?

[Anonymous]

MAYBE THEY'RE IN MY FRIDGE

[Anonymous]

It's just added fiber. No worries.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As someone without grapes or a spider web I find his offensive. Check your arachnogrape privilege.

This. You didn't earn that spiderweb. Humblebrag.

[Anonymous]

True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

And now I can never buy broccoli again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:True story - when I was a kid my mom started screaming while making dinner. She was breaking up a head of broccoli and hundreds of tiny spiders were running everywhere. To this day I rinse and soak broccoli heads like crazy and wig out a little bit.

And now I can never buy broccoli again.

Sorry misery loves company

[Anonymous]

OMG I love you all.

Except the broccoli poster. I hate you a little bit....