What secrets do most of your friends & family not know about you?

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Anonymous wrote:Fooled around with my brother in our late teens & 20s

Omg grody to the max

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Anonymous wrote:Voted for trump 2x

Gave a guy blowjobs for $500 in my early 20s. Easy work. Stopped by his office on the way home from work.

Had an affair with a married man for over a decade and I got married too

Had a third nipple

One time a massage therapist got me off

I'm pretty sure these two things go together for most female Trump voters.

boom!

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Anonymous wrote:We had our youngest child model from when they were an infant to 1st grade. They were on the box of kids sports equipment & in some ads. Money is in a trust for them.

How much did they make? I wish I had had time to do this.

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Anonymous wrote:I took my very elderly parent to a lawyer to have their will written and made sure I was the executor. When they died about a year or so later, I made my siblings think they were all getting their fair share of our parent’s estate, which they somewhat are, but in reality, I’m getting more than my siblings.

I’ve been surprised at how easy it has been to hide various small amounts of money that add up to me getting thousands more than my siblings. One sibling has been sniffing around a bit and asking questions, but I think she’s too dumb to figure it out. Bonus points for getting to stick it to my one really annoying sibling.

Is this just greed on your part or do you feel you deserve more, for example, for taking care of them?

My sibling who is very annoying married a man who allows her to stay home and “take care” of their kids. She does absolutely nothing in terms of work, even though my parents spent tons of money sending her to a private college and grad school. I’m divorced with kids, work hard, and have been fired twice in the last few years. I need the money way more than she does. She’s getting plenty and there’s no need for her to know that there’s more that I’m keeping for myself.

That was your parents’ call not yours.

You are a thief.

+100 you are an envious thief. I hope the money you stole was worth the karma that's coming for you.

In the big scheme of things, it’s not really that much money. I’ve taken a very small amount extra in proportion to the division of assets we’re all getting. And no one will ever know because, like I said, it’s just small extra amounts here and there that won’t show up in any of the paperwork, which no one is really going to check anyway.

My sibling is a very difficult person who did nothing at all to help with our parents. She’s already getting a huge amount money from the estate, so these small extra amounts won’t make any difference at all.

Yeah I have a sibling who tells herself the same story. It isn’t true. It’s just to justify her thievery to herself.

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In college, one of my roommates couldn't come up with his rent one month. He told me I could sleep with his girlfriend if I covered his rent that month. I took him up on the offer. It happened a few times.

Not sure why she did it, but I didn't see it as any of my concern.

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Anonymous wrote:In college, one of my roommates couldn't come up with his rent one month. He told me I could sleep with his girlfriend if I covered his rent that month. I took him up on the offer. It happened a few times.

Not sure why she did it, but I didn't see it as any of my concern.

Wow. He was a true pimp.

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Anonymous wrote:I have secret, non-interest bearing checking & savings accounts from my wife, including debit cards. Am enrolled in paperless statements, and my mailing address for any mail related to make accounts is a PO Box. I have a burner cell phone & laptop that is what she sees from day-to-day.

I go on weeks-long “business trips” to do various things—see my side GF & our kid, and just do what I want.

It’s fun.

I’ll bet it’s especially fun for “your kid.”

We had a beloved, salt of the earth, do-gooder neighborhood dad drop dead of a
heart attack. He left behind a grieving widow and 3 teen DC. There was palpable grief and shock for the first few days until another neighbor dad offered to help the widow sort through essential financial documents and info. Together, the widow and friend found receipts and then a paper trail detailing the DH’s secret life with an out of town partner. It had been going on for a decade. The family quietly buried him and opted no funeral/visitation/services “according to his wishes” but the family was too angry to even deal with a funeral.

Yikes.

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Anonymous wrote:In college, one of my roommates couldn't come up with his rent one month. He told me I could sleep with his girlfriend if I covered his rent that month. I took him up on the offer. It happened a few times.

Not sure why she did it, but I didn't see it as any of my concern.

Wow. He was a true pimp.

He worked for a bookie, so he was pretty flexible, morally. He's a lawyer in Las Vegas now, which seems fitting.

We were all pretty sleazy at the time. Not the first, or last, time one of the guys in our house would share a girl with one or more of the others. Only time there was money involved, as far as I know.

One of the other roommates in our house junior year met a 16 year-old girl online who basically ran away from home and stayed with him for a few weeks, until the Ann Arbor police came and took her back to her parents. Dude was lucky he didn't get charged. Outwardly, he was a nice Korean-American pre-med student.

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I consider myself a straight person but I have experimented a few times in same sex relationships and it was fun.

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Anonymous wrote:I eliminated the man who broke into my home after following my kid home.

Do you mean killed?

What is with the euphemism?

I mean woodchipped into a lake stocked with fish on private property in one of the provinces

Like as in, “Goodbye Earl”? Did the (Dixie) Chicks write that song about you??!!!

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Anonymous wrote:I eliminated the man who broke into my home after following my kid home.

Do you mean killed?

What is with the euphemism?

I mean woodchipped into a lake stocked with fish on private property in one of the provinces

Like in Fargo?

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I keep thinking about suicide and bankruptcy

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Anonymous wrote:My estranged father committed suicide 30 years ago when I was in college. I say “he died in a car accident”. Only my mother (who was abused by him when they were married) and my 2 siblings know.

I am severely depressed. I am so tired, have zero friends, and no hobbies. I am on anti depressant but stopped therapy when we moved during Covid (because it wasn’t really working). I am coping by distracting myself with Netflix and podcasts. My DH is so caught up in his career that he doesnt seem to notice. Or he thinks I’m lazy. I am fake and mask it well enough.

Although I don’t have a reason to want to live, I know I will never harm myself; because I don’t want to do that to my kids - high school junior and college freshman. I don’t know what I’m going to do when my youngest graduates next year. We are very well off 7 figure HHI but “money doesnt buy happiness”. I think my DH deserves someone better - happier and more active for the retirement years. I sometimes don’t want to try.

My 2 secrets are probably related.

My dear phone friend, your dad did not “commit” anything; he died from depression, which is sometimes deadly. You have inherited the illness that killed him. There is a chance it could be treatable for you, and you might en able to see life VERY differently and find purpose and joy in the years you have left.

I’m
So sorry you lost your dad and so glad that your depression is not so severe right now that you can’t see how much it could hurt your kids. You are a good mom.

You have $$$$, so PLEASE: try ketamine infusions. They are legal. They improve symptoms of suicidality in over 80% of patients including those with treatment resistant depression and complex trauma.

When I tried ketamine, the results were nearly instantaneous, and the next morning I woke up with my black depression nearly entirely lifted. Gone. it was like I could look up and around for the first time in decades. And when I realized how clearly I could feel and that I was still here with a functioning brain under all those years of blackness, I wept.

I wept mostly because I was so sad and angry that so many people who I loved did not know this relief was available. Especially my brother, who died by suicide just a few years earlier. Er had a lot of trauma in childhood.

For me, the ketamine did not keep working forever…treatments were $450 each and I don’t make enough ad a teacher to afford them when they weren’t as efficacious as the first year I had them every 3 weeks or so, but my baseline is way higher now than it was before I tried ketamine. Because now I know that my depression is not ME. I’m still here. And someday they’ll find something else that will work. I have hope again.

You have money, please please please try it. Please. You deserve it.

I am not the person you were responding to, but thank you for this suggestion. Did you work with a psychiatrist?

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Anonymous wrote:I keep thinking about suicide and bankruptcy

Please call the Samaritans.

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Anonymous wrote:Voted for Trump. Twice.

I marched on J6, and I live in DC

Wow! You played a part in people dying. Shame on you.

Hope I don't know you and hope you don't show up on my Twitter feed of insurrectionists. I will turn your sorry ass in no matter if I know you, your wife, your mother, your sister.