The twenty-six people you meet in Whole Foods

[Anonymous]

http://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/whole-foods-stereotypical-shoppers-the-26-people-you-see-at-whole-foods

Pretty funny, and sadly, kind of true.

[Anonymous]

Surprised DCUM did not make it as a specific category/type

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Surprised DCUM did not make it as a specific category/type

Wasn't DCUM covered in this section:

The Girl Wearing $400 of Lululemon

[Anonymous]

Wow, I've seen many of these people LOL

The $400 wearing is popular in my area.

[Anonymous]

Haha

[Anonymous]

Oh, the crunchiest girl I've ever seen would not set FOOT in WF.

Also, where is "confused woman trying to buy lunch, something that can be added to a salad for tonight's dinner, and an allergy-friendly nutritious cupcake-like snack for school birthday party in ten minutes or less"? Coz that's me. I can never FIND anything at WF.

[Anonymous]

This was very clearly written by a young (< 25) Poor. For whom Whole Foods is a "gee! Look at this?!" moment.

It wants to be funny but isn't. I can't wait to see him wander into, say, a Mercedes dealership.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This was very clearly written by a young (< 25) Poor. For whom Whole Foods is a "gee! Look at this?!" moment.

It wants to be funny but isn't. I can't wait to see him wander into, say, a Mercedes dealership.

You on the other hand have a terrific sense of humor.

[Anonymous]

this too is good

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseymetrus/if-things-overheard-at-whole-foods-were-motivational-posters#.pu2AoYnGp

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This was very clearly written by a young (< 25) Poor. For whom Whole Foods is a "gee! Look at this?!" moment.

It wants to be funny but isn't. I can't wait to see him wander into, say, a Mercedes dealership.

Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira les aristocrates on les pendra!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This was very clearly written by a young (< 25) Poor. For whom Whole Foods is a "gee! Look at this?!" moment.

It wants to be funny but isn't. I can't wait to see him wander into, say, a Mercedes dealership.

You on the other hand have a terrific sense of humor.

NP. No, it isn't actually funny. It tried but...swing and a miss.