Picnic tables at playgrounds are NOT changing tables

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Back in my early 20s, before kids and serious relationships, I had sex at night on a few picnic tables.

Gross I know, but young lust knows no bounds.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Exactly. Maybe you should make a sign to tel the birds to stop crapping on it.

[Anonymous]

People are pigs. And comparing them to animals that shit in tables proves my point. You either have class or you are a pig. Oink oink 🐷

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Lighten up Francis

+1. It's not your personal table, OP. If you're that neurotic, bring your own folding table.

I’m the OP, and yep... never eating on a playground changing table again.

Good for you! The rest of us don’t care

[Anonymous]

Just wipe it down w/ a Clorox wipe.

[Anonymous]

We always take a cheap plastic tablecloth for public tables.

[Anonymous]

Is the bench part ok? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous]

I once saw a raccoon eating a bloody dead bird on top of a picnic table. I think you can deal with a newborn on a mat being changed for less than 2 minutes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I once saw a raccoon eating a bloody dead bird on top of a picnic table. I think you can deal with a newborn on a mat being changed for less than 2 minutes.

How about an almost 3 yr old with a disgusting man-sized poop? nobody wants to see that. this isn’t so much about hygeine or germs but about not.being.gross.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is the bench part ok? Asking for a friend

better but not great. use the grass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m honestly curious if the people who say it’s fine to change a baby on a picnic table change their kids on their dining room tables or kitchen counters. Is it only ok because you don’t have to deal with the surface after you use it in this manner?

Yes i do. I also change them on the couch upon which you sit

You are the reason I don't eat at work functions. Jus plain nasty!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Seriously lighten up! It’s an outdoor table at a public place. What about the birds pooping on it? Or the raccoons walking all over it?

Or the nasty rats with their nasty rat fingers and toes all over the table at night.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I once saw a raccoon eating a bloody dead bird on top of a picnic table. I think you can deal with a newborn on a mat being changed for less than 2 minutes.

How about an almost 3 yr old with a disgusting man-sized poop? nobody wants to see that. this isn’t so much about hygeine or germs but about not.being.gross.

A 3 year old should be pooping in a toilet.

That’s disgusting.

[Anonymous]

Junkies shoot up at night on the tables.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why is this common practice? It’s sooo gross. I don’t care if you have a mat. People are supposed to eat there. No one is disinfecting it.

You need to send this memo to the birds, insects, and small mammals that crap on that table nonstop.

Exactly. Maybe you should make a sign to tel the birds to stop crapping on it.

Unlike humans the listed beasts do not have facilities available to them.