A tradition unlike any other ... orange slices

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kid is waaaaay more likely to die from an allergy reaction with snacks than COVID.
Plus CDC says now that the likelihood of getting COVID from the surface of anything is nil. Just came out. What a joke.

You take off your mask to eat. That is the risk. Not the snack.

You play soccer with people. That is the risk. Don’t be obese and the risk goes down

[Anonymous]

Snacks should be eliminated anyway. This is why half of the kids are obese anyway. Eat meals at home and stopping grazing like a cow all day. Parents don’t need more to do lugging toxic Gatorades across fields and being forced to buy processed mini bags of nonsense.

[Anonymous]

We aren't doing snacks this year, which is a good thing, because half the team showed up this spring significantly overweight or VERY out of shape from a winter spent staring at a computer on the couch. Really sad to see so many 8 and 9 year olds gasping for breath.

[Anonymous]

Turf fields = no oranges

[Anonymous]

Any remember the rice sandwiches from the Simpsons? This thread reminds me of that episode.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kid is waaaaay more likely to die from an allergy reaction with snacks than COVID.
Plus CDC says now that the likelihood of getting COVID from the surface of anything is nil. Just came out. What a joke.

You take off your mask to eat. That is the risk. Not the snack.

You play soccer with people. That is the risk. Don’t be obese and the risk goes down

You should also tell the seniors who died or were very very sick from Covid to stop being old.

[Anonymous]

Bottles of Sunny D. That way kids can safely vomit on the field in the second half

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kid is waaaaay more likely to die from an allergy reaction with snacks than COVID.
Plus CDC says now that the likelihood of getting COVID from the surface of anything is nil. Just came out. What a joke.

You take off your mask to eat. That is the risk. Not the snack.

You play soccer with people. That is the risk. Don’t be obese and the risk goes down

You should also tell the seniors who died or were very very sick from Covid to stop being old.

Hey party of science, what’s the average age of human life across the entirety of our species? How many were obese? Hey party of science what is thinning of the herd from our oldest nemesis (viral infections)? Old people are weak, nothing shocking.

[Anonymous]

“Should we promote healthy lifestyles?”

“Muh lockdown plez”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kids don't die from nor infect others with Covid, so give all the orange slices you want.

Actually, they do. But keep on telling yourself that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kids don't die from nor infect others with Covid, so give all the orange slices you want.

Actually, they do. But keep on telling yourself that.

Have you realized yet that your opinions could be the same as both large corporations that gain 3.4 trillion in value due to forced lockdowns from the government?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kids don't die from nor infect others with Covid, so give all the orange slices you want.

Actually, they do. But keep on telling yourself that.

Corporate media article written during Obama era so you should like it:

https://time.com/10686/1-word-that-immediately-kills-your-credibility/

Short read: it’s “actually”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kids don't die from nor infect others with Covid, so give all the orange slices you want.

Actually, they do. But keep on telling yourself that.

There’s a greater than 50% chance your spouse has cheated on you. I’m not certain if it is still going on, but it’s plausible if you’re still starting sentences with “actually”. They don’t want to leave you; you just don’t do anything for them. Trust me.