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OP here. I also do not answer them if they yell across the house. But they still say my name all the freaking time. And I am divorced. Nobody to outsource stuff to here.
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Send them to Dad's. |
| More mom mom mom mom mom mom today. My insides scream when I hear mom. |
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You're only just now noticing?
Let me guess. You're the type of family who was never actually in the house all at the same time before the pandemic...
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Let me guess, you are an ass? No, we are not just noticing but only commenting on a thread. Commiserating with other parents, if you will. I rather say it here than make my kids feel bad. |
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I think I hear, "Mom!" more from my DH than my kids. All day long.
I'm ready for this vaccine to be administered in my eyeballs to escape this. |
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My HS-age kid only wants 3 square meals. Or so he says. He actually wants 3 gourmet meals. His pet phrase is "Surprise me". He wants food that has been labored over and that is not a repeat of something he ate a week ago. Also, presentation is important. Oh, and he does not do fast food. No, no. That is ' too unhealthy and has fake meat and GMO' this and that. If it is "take out" he wants from a "proper" restaurant and he wants variety and a "feast" of dishes - from appetizers to dessert. He also gives his expert opinion on the food. Maybe he will grow up to be Tom Siestema or something. But in the meanwhile, I wonder if he is being paid by my MIL, who has similar exacting culinary standards especially when she used to visit us, to keep me on my toes.
I endure all of this because in all other ways he is fantastic and super helpful. I am teaching him to cook too because I don't want my DIL to get annoyed with his demands. |
| I got a lot of laughs out of this thread. I only have one DS, 5. Got some good tips- love the reverse allowance. But what's the husband equivalent for that? |
I respectfully disagree that being a parent to a teenager should be all hands and attention on deck 24/7. These are not 2 year olds who might tip over a bookcase or touch a stove. They need to take ownership of their home and where things are located and figure some ish out for themselves if they are calling "MOM!!!!!" every 20 minutes |
My kids showed me a TikTok of a mom showing everyone how to do basic things like changing the toilet paper rolls and the kids were taking notes. I picture your tour like the TikTok. Please record it! |
JFC showing teens how to change out toilet paper?!? |
Exactly. If the kids want TP, they can fill it. My 9th grader asked me if we had a protractor in the house. The 12th grader hasn't asked for anything. What are kids demanding? |