Which are better: DC privates or Baltimore privates?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That may be you but not me doll. Tanned and tucked don't make it to our happy hour.

The horror of having to explain to people that Nijinsky was a great ballet dancer and the best European racehorse of this century too.

See you at the My Lady's Manor point-to-point next year Ducks.

Do you get punched in the face a lot

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That may be you but not me doll. Tanned and tucked don't make it to our happy hour.

The horror of having to explain to people that Nijinsky was a great ballet dancer and the best European racehorse of this century too.

See you at the My Lady's Manor point-to-point next year Ducks.

Is it wrong that I really hope that you are a Gilman mom, and stand next to me sometimes sipping Parents Association coffee, and neither of us knows that we both visit the cesspool of DCUM?

Any case, I love you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That may be you but not me doll. Tanned and tucked don't make it to our happy hour.

The horror of having to explain to people that Nijinsky was a great ballet dancer and the best European racehorse of this century too.

See you at the My Lady's Manor point-to-point next year Ducks.

Is it wrong that I really hope that you are a Gilman mom, and stand next to me sometimes sipping Parents Association coffee, and neither of us knows that we both visit the cesspool of DCUM?

Any case, I love you.

I would have a martini with you at the club, anytime. F$&@ DC, they were a proletariat “low-lying” area well into the 1980s. Mencken, Edith Hamilton, Johns hopinks, Poe, John Waters, and a smidge of F. Scott. Hearts to bmore.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That may be you but not me doll. Tanned and tucked don't make it to our happy hour.

The horror of having to explain to people that Nijinsky was a great ballet dancer and the best European racehorse of this century too.

See you at the My Lady's Manor point-to-point next year Ducks.

Is it wrong that I really hope that you are a Gilman mom, and stand next to me sometimes sipping Parents Association coffee, and neither of us knows that we both visit the cesspool of DCUM?

Any case, I love you.

I would have a martini with you at the club, anytime. F$&@ DC, they were a proletariat “low-lying” area well into the 1980s. Mencken, Edith Hamilton, Johns hopinks, Poe, John Waters, and a smidge of F. Scott. Hearts to bmore.

I’m not one of you so you’d have to smuggle me into your club, but if you want to meet in the parking lot we can smoke up in the backseat of my Toyota Camry. I have a medical marijuana card so the sky’s the limit, baby. NPR on the presets, fruit snacks in the center console, I’ll show you a good time like L’Hirondelle has never seen.

[Anonymous]

My favorite thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That may be you but not me doll. Tanned and tucked don't make it to our happy hour.

The horror of having to explain to people that Nijinsky was a great ballet dancer and the best European racehorse of this century too.

See you at the My Lady's Manor point-to-point next year Ducks.

Is it wrong that I really hope that you are a Gilman mom, and stand next to me sometimes sipping Parents Association coffee, and neither of us knows that we both visit the cesspool of DCUM?

Any case, I love you.

I would have a martini with you at the club, anytime. F$&@ DC, they were a proletariat “low-lying” area well into the 1980s. Mencken, Edith Hamilton, Johns hopinks, Poe, John Waters, and a smidge of F. Scott. Hearts to bmore.

I’m not one of you so you’d have to smuggle me into your club, but if you want to meet in the parking lot we can smoke up in the backseat of my Toyota Camry. I have a medical marijuana card so the sky’s the limit, baby. NPR on the presets, fruit snacks in the center console, I’ll show you a good time like L’Hirondelle has never seen.

I’m in! I may be a club member, but I am also a loyal RoFo card holder and will bring a bag of chicken.

[Anonymous]

Berger cookies for dessert!

[Anonymous]

I’ll be that mom in the DVF wrap wearing the Lester Lanin hat from my debut. Standing in the kitchen at the Waldorf. Those were the days.