Big Baby

[Anonymous]

I knew he would go down in history as the worst president of all time, but I could never have imagined a scenario as bad as this one. We really have bad luck to have a president like this at this time.

[Anonymous]

This Chinese Corona, it’s huuge, just tremendous. This morning I had a bowl of covid-19 for breakfast and then found my beach with some Coronas. It’s big, and my numbers keep getting better. It really something. In a few weeks we’ll have a giant get together and start our economy up again. It’ll be great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I knew he would go down in history as the worst president of all time, but I could never have imagined a scenario as bad as this one. We really have bad luck to have a president like this at this time.

+ A billion

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This Chinese Corona, it’s huuge, just tremendous. This morning I had a bowl of covid-19 for breakfast and then found my beach with some Coronas. It’s big, and my numbers keep getting better. It really something. In a few weeks we’ll have a giant get together and start our economy up again. It’ll be great.

No one can believe how amazing it is. They say, it's huge. No president has ever had to deal with anything as huge as this, and I can tell you, it's been tremendous.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the narrative now. We have gone from "there are 15 cases and soon there will be zero" to "if there are fewer than 200,000 deaths, Trump should be re-elected a hero.

WTF, this was all containable and instead, the GOP and the MAGAs are lowering the bar to depths I cannot imagine.

Just this week, Trump supporters were talking about how awful Obama was when 10,000 people died of a pandemic under his watch.

The pretzel twisting never fails to astonish.

[Anonymous]

“For once, something has come along that is more toxic and more threatening than this President and somehow, he’s got f~cking stage envy.”
- John Oliver

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is the narrative now. We have gone from "there are 15 cases and soon there will be zero" to "if there are fewer than 200,000 deaths, Trump should be re-elected a hero.

WTF, this was all containable and instead, the GOP and the MAGAs are lowering the bar to depths I cannot imagine.

Just this week, Trump supporters were talking about how awful Obama was when 10,000 people died of a pandemic under his watch.

The pretzel twisting never fails to astonish.

Typical Trump...create a crisis (in this case, by pretending that it doesn’t exist or is a Democratic conspiracy), pretend to solve the crisis while blaming everyone around him for his own failures, declare victory. How can people be stupid enough to buy this blatant hucksterism over and over again?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This Chinese Corona, it’s huuge, just tremendous. This morning I had a bowl of covid-19 for breakfast and then found my beach with some Coronas. It’s big, and my numbers keep getting better. It really something. In a few weeks we’ll have a giant get together and start our economy up again. It’ll be great.

No one can believe how amazing it is. They say, it's huge. No president has ever had to deal with anything as huge as this, and I can tell you, it's been tremendous.

And have you seen my ratings? Better than The Bachelor!

[Anonymous]

In his rambling Fox and Friends call this morning, Trump proclaimed Russia was a great ally of the US during WWII.

This is hurdling a line. Watch, Russia or China will come out with a miraculous vaccine and be regaled as heroes.

Either way, this is pure Russia propaganda and so incredibly offensive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:As you know, we hope to win this war by Easter. This invisible war. Easter is a very special day for many, many people. It's a very special day, for me and for many, many people, a very, very special day, for many, many reasons. Very special.

On Easter I get to eat my Peeps. I like the orange kind. It's not easy to get the orange kind, but I find them. I find them. It's amazing how many I find. Everyone says, it's amazing how many you find. No one has ever seen anything like it. You didn't used to be able to find any, but now you can. It's amazing that since I've pointed out how great the orange ones are, now you can find them. The Easter Bunny is very, very good at finding them too. Where is he? Where's the Easter Bunny? Come on up here -- he's the best at finding them. Very, very great at it. It's really amazing to see this big, strong, powerful bunny bring the orange peeps every year now. I was the first one to point out how good the orange kind are but now you can find them everywhere. Nobody's ever seen such an amazing basket of orange peeps as you can find now. It's incredible.

We hope to give the Peeps industry money to survive in these tough, tough times. Very tough. But the Peeps industry is doing a great job, a very great and important job. A brave job. No one has seen anything like it. A very important job being done by very brave people. And we're going to be giving the Peeps industry money to continue their job, their very very incredible job. We're very confident that the bill will be passed soon, and the Peeps industry will get the money they need. This is a medical issue, not a Peeps issue.

By Easter, a very important day, we hope the Peeps industry will be on its feet and supplying orange Peeps to everyone. We're very confident the funding bill will pass. We've had an incredible phone call between the Easter Bunny, the Peeps industry and the governors who allow the Easter Bunny to pass from state to state. A very great phone call. A perfect phone call. Record numbers of Peeps are being made and moved from state to state. An amazing number. Huge numbers. Incredible numbers.

I'll take a few questions. Yes? NO, NOT YOU!! Yes? Like I said, we're very proud of our numbers, which are very, very high, very very strong numbers, but of course you never report on that. You only report on the black and red jelly beans which no one wants. But if you were fair, if you weren't fake news, you would reporting on the huge, huge numbers of Peeps being manufactured every day. But you don't care about that.

No more questions.

bump

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is the narrative now. We have gone from "there are 15 cases and soon there will be zero" to "if there are fewer than 200,000 deaths, Trump should be re-elected a hero.

WTF, this was all containable and instead, the GOP and the MAGAs are lowering the bar to depths I cannot imagine.

Just this week, Trump supporters were talking about how awful Obama was when 10,000 people died of a pandemic under his watch.

The pretzel twisting never fails to astonish.

Typical Trump...create a crisis (in this case, by pretending that it doesn’t exist or is a Democratic conspiracy), pretend to solve the crisis while blaming everyone around him for his own failures, declare victory. How can people be stupid enough to buy this blatant hucksterism over and over again?

All he needs is a “Mission Accomplished” banner.

[Anonymous]

We're supposed to listen to the My Pillow jerk now?

[Anonymous]

Business is holding up incredibly well? We're still setting records? He doesn't know how it can get any better?

WOW, delusional.

[Anonymous]

I take it back. He's actually sounding human today. Glad he is working with Michigan and California.

[Anonymous]

He's like a completely different person today.