Alec Baldwin arrested

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hillaria is a cold hearted, old school con artist like her mother. She knows that Alec’s lifestyle will leave him dead soon. And when it does, the lion’s share of his estate will either pass to her directly as his wife or indirectly to her through control of her minor kids’ inheritance.

She is diluting Ireland’s share of the inheritance with each child and just passes each kid off to a nanny.

I don’t know. He’s only 60. He could live 30 more years easily. That’s not easy money. If that’s a plan it’s real stupid and deeply flawed.

[Anonymous]

So if you ever found yourself in a situation where Alec Baldwin has punched you in the face, what do you do next?

Do you just take it without responding in-kind, knowing that you'll probably get a settlement?

Or, do you beat the ever-living-sh!t out of Alec Baldwin, and you get to live the rest of your life as "the guy that beat Alec Baldwin up so badly after he hit him that he was forced to end his career due to brain damage and disfiguring facial injuries".


Personally, I'd pick option two. A settlement with him would probably only get you maybe $10,000 or so. But the notoriety of being the guy that beat Alec Baldwin nearly to death is worth $50,000 in free drinks alone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So if you ever found yourself in a situation where Alec Baldwin has punched you in the face, what do you do next?

Do you just take it without responding in-kind, knowing that you'll probably get a settlement?

Or, do you beat the ever-living-sh!t out of Alec Baldwin, and you get to live the rest of your life as "the guy that beat Alec Baldwin up so badly after he hit him that he was forced to end his career due to brain damage and disfiguring facial injuries".


Personally, I'd pick option two. A settlement with him would probably only get you maybe $10,000 or so. But the notoriety of being the guy that beat Alec Baldwin nearly to death is worth $50,000 in free drinks alone.

A - you're assuming that someone would recognize the fat, bloated version of Alec Baldwin on the street.

B - If Alec was the aggressor I guarantee the settlement would be six-figures just to avoid criminal prosecution - if the victim doesn't press charges, no assault.

[Anonymous]

I would literally beat him unconscious with his own broken arm.

Life isn't the movies. I won't stop hurting you just because you think the scene is over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hilaria has to be crazy. Why would you have so many kids and think it’s a good thing? Is she Mormon? She’s clearly VERY insecure based on her IG posts and practically daily boob shots. We get it, you look good!

She is a bit nuts. Don't forget all those yoga snaps to make sure everyone knew she was bendy! Like:

[Anonymous]

OMG, does she need attention much? After seeing those pics it is easy to see that the two of them deserve each other. I used to see him a lot socially when he and Kim B were married. He is like a smarmy used car salesman and I used to wash my hands after being around him. He's gross. Blech.

[Anonymous]

Who vacuums in heels?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Who vacuums in heels?!

Surely you don’t believe she vacuums herself?! Her housekeeper does it, she just uses it as a photo prop.

[Anonymous]

Those photos are depressing.
I’m impressed Trump didn’t engage in a bit of schadenfreude, at least not in public.
Maybe Baldwin is stressed because they’ve got four little kids and his wife wants to crank out yet another one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hilaria has to be crazy. Why would you have so many kids and think it’s a good thing? Is she Mormon? She’s clearly VERY insecure based on her IG posts and practically daily boob shots. We get it, you look good!

She is a bit nuts. Don't forget all those yoga snaps to make sure everyone knew she was bendy! Like:

Well now we know what Alec sees in her...

[Anonymous]

So who 8s the violent and hate filled person?

[Anonymous]

Well it’s obvious why Alec hates trump so much...they are a lot alike!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OMG, does she need attention much? After seeing those pics it is easy to see that the two of them deserve each other. I used to see him a lot socially when he and Kim B were married. He is like a smarmy used car salesman and I used to wash my hands after being around him. He's gross. Blech.

Soooooo much attention. As do most of the women constantly posting on IG. She should pay more attention to her kids and less to her IG account.

[Anonymous]

His wife seems super creepy and way too "extra".

I actually like Alec a lot. He is super charming and interesting. The people he gets into with seem to have it coming imo.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:His wife seems super creepy and way too "extra".

I actually like Alec a lot. He is super charming and interesting. The people he gets into with seem to have it coming imo.

So his daughter then?