Please Don't Drive.........

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Keep your behind home then and no mode of transportation will take you out.

I don't want to stay home or need to stay home. I will just push for more enforcement against jerks like you.

Be careful what you say. Things have a way of coming back to you instead

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Keep your behind home then and no mode of transportation will take you out.

I don't want to stay home or need to stay home. I will just push for more enforcement against jerks like you.

Be careful what you say. Things have a way of coming back to you instead

What does that even mean?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Keep your behind home then and no mode of transportation will take you out.

I don't want to stay home or need to stay home. I will just push for more enforcement against jerks like you.

Be careful what you say. Things have a way of coming back to you instead

What does that even mean?

Exactly what it says.

[Anonymous]

This thread is inspiring me to drive even slower and more carefully! It's good for my blood pressure, and it's entertaining to watch others fulminate uselessly about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the driver who drives at most 5 mph over the speed limit. On the interstate, I'll go 7 or 8 mph over. No more. I'm not in the left lane unless I am passing. I'm in one of the right lanes and I'm not going to speed just because you failed to plan. I've been driving for 35 years. No accidents and no tickets.

I also don't hit the gas the millisecond the light turns green. And I'm not going to start just because you are impatient. I stop at red lights. I don't gun it when I see a light turn yellow. So get off my ass.

Do not zip past a long line of traffic and try to merge in at the last second. I will happily wave cars in if they start to merge before the lane ends. If you fly by everyone else and try to jump in as your lane is ending, you'll find yourself on the shoulder if you are unlucky enough to try to merge in front of me.

I'm never late. I plan carefully and leave early enough to allow myself plenty of time. I usually arrive at appointments at least 15 minutes early because I leave myself plenty of time. A failure to plan on your part does not equate to an emergency on mine. Drive courteously. You are not the most important person on the road.

You are the exact reason I am for sending old farts back to driving school every year in order to keep their licenses. In your 35 years of driving you have failed at merging and have been an aggressive driver by forcing other motorists into the shoulder.

[Anonymous]

speed past congestion using the exit only lane and then try to get over at the last minute at the front of the line. I will never let you over.

[Anonymous]

Last night a drunk driver slammed into the back of my car (it was not driveable afterwards) while I was waiting at a red light.

Please Don't Drive Drunk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Last night a drunk driver slammed into the back of my car (it was not driveable afterwards) while I was waiting at a red light.

Please Don't Drive Drunk.

Yes now this is something to get upset about! Otherwise a little patience is in order.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
Keep your behind home then and no mode of transportation will take you out.

I don't want to stay home or need to stay home. I will just push for more enforcement against jerks like you.

Be careful what you say. Things have a way of coming back to you instead

What does that even mean?

Exactly what it says.

I promise to be good, Attorney General Sessions.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:speed past congestion using the exit only lane and then try to get over at the last minute at the front of the line. I will never let you over.

One of my biggest pet peeves. AND my DH does it sometimes. I can't stand it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread is inspiring me to drive even slower and more carefully! It's good for my blood pressure, and it's entertaining to watch others fulminate uselessly about it.

I guess you don't work full time and have a full personal life. What a killjoy you must be.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You should not drive if you are so impatient that you can't deal with older drivers, new drivers, people that are not in a hurry, people that don't immediately hit their gas at green.

I agree with seat belts.

But people are not perfect and you need to start doing meditation if all these things bother you.

Namaste!

Oooh my pet peeve! Drivers who think they are the only car that needs to make it through the green light. You say you don't "immediately" hit your gas at green? Fess up, how long does it even take you to react?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm the driver who drives at most 5 mph over the speed limit. On the interstate, I'll go 7 or 8 mph over. No more. I'm not in the left lane unless I am passing. I'm in one of the right lanes and I'm not going to speed just because you failed to plan. I've been driving for 35 years. No accidents and no tickets.

I also don't hit the gas the millisecond the light turns green. And I'm not going to start just because you are impatient. I stop at red lights. I don't gun it when I see a light turn yellow. So get off my ass.

Do not zip past a long line of traffic and try to merge in at the last second. I will happily wave cars in if they start to merge before the lane ends. If you fly by everyone else and try to jump in as your lane is ending, you'll find yourself on the shoulder if you are unlucky enough to try to merge in front of me.

I'm never late. I plan carefully and leave early enough to allow myself plenty of time. I usually arrive at appointments at least 15 minutes early because I leave myself plenty of time. A failure to plan on your part does not equate to an emergency on mine. Drive courteously. You are not the most important person on the road.

You're never late and leave early enough? Low powered job and/or no children. I'd love to see anyone who works 40+ hours a week and is the primary parent for multiple minor aged children say that. What a hoot!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Not saying you have to hit the gas as soon as the light turns green (of course you need to make sure the intersection is clear) but within a few seconds is better than 30 seconds +

Exactly. Drink more coffee people!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:You should not drive if you are so impatient that you can't deal with older drivers, new drivers, people that are not in a hurry, people that don't immediately hit their gas at green.

I agree with seat belts.

But people are not perfect and you need to start doing meditation if all these things bother you.

Namaste!

NP public roads are not the places to work on your imperfections . If you don't know where you're going ( which it appears most drivers from MD don't seem to know ) pull to the side and fucking get it together , if you're an older driver you should know what the left lane stands for ( zero excuse ). You have the right to not be in a hurry but you don't have the right to drive in a way that's disruptive for the rest . Again public roads . Nobody gives a flying fuck what you do in your driveway

So you always always know exactly where you are going and have never ever made a wrong turn. Ha.

It's called Waze. Use it hands free and listen to the voice directions.