Why are you making this about you? This is not about you. |
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I don't recognize her at all in the grocery store photos. The picture of her "posing seductively" looks obviously photoshopped - the washboard abs and the suntan? Yes she is thin and lovely in real life but she is not a body builder! I doubt her pale skin could achieve that tan even if ever exposed to the sun without layers upon layers of SPF.
Maybe the photo shoot was just for fun but they decided to put it in the magazine. |
| Holy photo shopping! Look at her chiseled face! It doesn't look like her at all. |
A tall, slim, pretty blond woman? I might notice her in a sea of dumpy DC types. Just keeping it real. You might not like her, but she doesn't look like most people and she's better looking than most people by stereotypical Western standards. I just think it's silly to pretend otherwise. Again, call her a pretentious douche all you want. I agree. |
| Laughed at an interview when her dad called her an asshole. |
Did you know that tall and skinny people can be average too? She's average. Extremely, extremely ordinary. I can walk down Wisconsin Avenue right now and pick out 5 women in 10 minutes who would smoke her without the photoshop and money. |
Maybe compared to you she is Ms. Universe (just keepin it real). Below average looking people think average looking people are "gorg". Just keeping it real. But she is SO basic looking, which is fine. She may be on the cover of HB for being an A list actress, but Gwyneth is not known for her beauty. |
SHe is one who I have never ever found pretty I find her rather homily looking and her straight wheat colored hair limp and kind of sad. That said I think she has it fantastic body long and lithe- do not care for her public persona one bit |
| Observations are that she has never been known to be a beauty, in fact I think the only reason she has stayed relevant is because of her elitist remarks which really get under people skin. She is tall and then the beautiful she is not, her face looks old and she's really quite ordinary. |
| Team Photoshop! |
| All of the deep lines on her face are photoshopped out. The lines that extend from her nose to her mouth when she smiles are gone and those pretty much make her face. No lines on her forehead. If you look at the cover shot and the picture of her below the cover shot you can see how much they cleaned up her face. And she does look like Melania. |
And her parental connections which got her in the door. Without those, she never would have gotten a call back in Hollywood. |
| Too Skinny and uuuuuuuuugly! |
No, tall and skinny people are not average. Factually speaking. They might still be ugly or you might think they are ugly, but they are not a typical looking human when looking at a bell curve of how other humans look. Or make an argument that tall and skinny people are ugly. I'd even go for that. But calling her average is just dumb. |
Yikes, are you a dumpy DC type? |