| Divorce her, and marry a reptile. |
Agree. All that estrogen likely means OP has a teeny, tiny penis. |
| OP is a troll. Or an asshole. Toss up. |
| OP is a homosexual looking for an excuse not to have sex with his wife. I have known closet cases and this kind of nitpicking is what they do. |
+1 |
Maybe OP is a woman married to a woman. It happens. |
| OP has perfectly hairless toes. He also does not have wild hairs growing out of his years or nose (yet)... Oh to be so perfect... |
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I am proud to be a mammal, cause I got hair on my feet, hair on my chest, hair on my legs/arms/face/head/crotch. And my wife got boobs. Boobs are the best part of being a mammal.
If you don't like my hair, then don't look at me. |
| OMG - this is so not a big deal. Tell her and she will take care of it. |
| Seriously?? I am Italian and have hair that grows on top of my feet and on my toes. It's dark, too. I simply shave it off every time I shave my legs, which because I'm hairy, is daily. NBD. |
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Does she comment about the hair on your ass? |
| I shave my feet. |
| I wonder if she's often sitting next to you, listening to you chatter away and realizes she married a complete moron? |
+1 |