Best DNC & RNC One-Line Zingers

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote: "President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans, and to heal the planet. My promise ... is to help you and your family."

Colbert - "YEAH - Fuck the planet!"

The big massive huge gigantic incomprehensible world will survive. You and your family may not. B O 2012 " nice n stinky"

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Joe Biden: Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.

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Anonymous wrote:It takes some brass to attack a guy for doing exactly what you did

I LOVED it when Clinton said that. Take that to all the men who attacked him for his peccadilloes when they were themselves having or had affairs.

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"You know there's something wrong with the kind of job he's done as president when the best feeling you had was the day you voted for him."

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Anonymous wrote:Now listen to me carefully . . .

I loved it...he was in KillBill mode.

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When Ryan said " it's rough to be 26 , living in your parents basement , looking at faded Obama posters on your wall".

Sums it up

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"Folks, the Bain way may bring your firm the highest profits. But it’s not the way to lead our country from its highest office."

- Joe Biden