Hot Couple Alert: Joe Alston and Sarah Pidgeon

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Anonymous wrote:She is very pretty in a sort of plain way. There is something about his looks that does not appeal to me but I cannot pinpoint what it is.

Totally "sort of plain"

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Anonymous wrote:https://people.com/sarah-pidgeon-kisses-joe-alwyn-photos-11997987

They seem happy!

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Anonymous wrote:They look good together, she's gorgeous.

Gorgeous? She has zero upper lip! She's just a skinny blonde girl. There's nothing gorgeous about her.

She has a perfectly symmetrical doll face. She's exponentially prettier than Swift.

She doesn’t have a symmetrical face, look at her chin and nose.

Nobody's face is truly symmetrical, everyone's a little lopsided, even the pretty ones. Pidgeon's is balanced and lovely, but the tiny quirks are what make a face look real instead of AI generated. Bella Hadid is pretty much the only major celebrity with an (almost) perfectly symmetrical face.

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She looks like a knockout in the yellow. In the picture where they're both wearing jeans, they look cute and happy.

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There are some serious haters on this site. She looks good.

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Anonymous wrote:Wonder if Taylor is jealous!

Swifties are connecting the dots.

The Joe and Sarah pics drop June 15, and that very same night Taylor walks into Electric Lady at 8pm and doesn't come out til 6am on June 16th. NINE hours and she's wearing the same outfit coming out that she wore going in. And it's the same studio where she made most of TTPD and Midnights. Maybe a coincidence, but she has not been seen going into Electric Lady since September of 2024.

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Anonymous wrote:Wonder if Taylor is jealous!

Swifties are connecting the dots.

The Joe and Sarah pics drop June 15, and that very same night Taylor walks into Electric Lady at 8pm and doesn't come out til 6am on June 16th. NINE hours and she's wearing the same outfit coming out that she wore going in. And it's the same studio where she made most of TTPD and Midnights. Maybe a coincidence, but she has not been seen going into Electric Lady since September of 2024.

Maybe she was recording a wedding song for Travis

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She certainly had a dramatic "glow up" in recent years. I truly doubt it was just the hair color change and eating organic food...

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Professional hair and makeup, professional photographers, and photo editing works miracles.

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Anonymous wrote:She is very pretty in a sort of plain way. There is something about his looks that does not appeal to me but I cannot pinpoint what it is.

Totally "sort of plain"

She has zero curves and no boobs. Cute face and doe eyes, but the body of a teen boy, plus big feet. Then again, Swift had the body of an ironing board too before her work and boob jobs.

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New theory that is gaining traction is that they met a few months ago at an awards show. Their outfits to the MET Gala matched and the entered right after each other. (You can see Joe in the videos of Sarah.

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Oh yeah, they were dating already at the Met Gala

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Anonymous wrote:They look good together, she's gorgeous.

Gorgeous? She has zero upper lip! She's just a skinny blonde girl. There's nothing gorgeous about her.

I really doubt she's naturally blonde. She's Jewish, isn't she.

No?

Maternal grandfather is Christian: https://www.mitchellfuneral.com/obituaries/gilbert-caroff

Late dad went to Catholic high school: https://www.freep.com/obituaries/det071579

I am impressed by your sleuthing skills!

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Anonymous wrote:She has that patrician look English guys go for - skinny, small breasts, doll face, light complexion, blue eyes.

Yep. I have been told by several people recently that I look like her. Guess where DH is from….You talk to any posh English guy, or any Ivy educated sporty white dude and this is what they like. Ask me how I know. (I think she is stunning btw)

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