NYT drops the hammer on all but the most moderate drinking

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Meh. What's the point of living longer if you can't enjoy a few drinks?

Are you the fanatical teetotaler? I'm going to tell you the same things I tell my kids: You worry about you.

Because drinking prevents you from doing rad stuff and makes you feel like dog shit?

I tie one off rarely like some people. But habitual consumption really just doesn’t make a lot of sense if you have other ways to fruitfully spend your time.

Drinking's fun, dude. Stop being so square. Nobody likes that.

Only idiots need alcohol to have fun. Nobody likes you, drunkie.

Have a drink. It will help uou relax. Stress isn’t good for your health either and you are very tightly wound.

Ah, yes. The typical projection of people who can't handle life sober. Everyone else is "very tightly wound". Nah, bro. I'm good. And you're stupid. And since it's not my problem, be assured I'm completely relaxed about it.

You might be relaxed, but you’re still a bish.

Triggered!

Just sober up, sweetie. The world is so much better when you're not a soggy mess.

Not with people like you around, honey. I drink in order to tolerate you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. What's the point of living longer if you can't enjoy a few drinks?

Are you the fanatical teetotaler? I'm going to tell you the same things I tell my kids: You worry about you.

Because drinking prevents you from doing rad stuff and makes you feel like dog shit?

I tie one off rarely like some people. But habitual consumption really just doesn’t make a lot of sense if you have other ways to fruitfully spend your time.

Drinking's fun, dude. Stop being so square. Nobody likes that.

Only idiots need alcohol to have fun. Nobody likes you, drunkie.

Have a drink. It will help uou relax. Stress isn’t good for your health either and you are very tightly wound.

Who is more tightly wound: the person who doesn’t need to drink, or the one who needs alcohol to “de-stress”?

Just because you don't drink doesn't mean anything. Lashing out at others, reading a gazillion articles about something that doesn't pertain to you, calling strangers names definitely doesn't suggest one is in a healthy mindset. There is a lot of projection going on here.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. What's the point of living longer if you can't enjoy a few drinks?

Are you the fanatical teetotaler? I'm going to tell you the same things I tell my kids: You worry about you.

Because drinking prevents you from doing rad stuff and makes you feel like dog shit?

I tie one off rarely like some people. But habitual consumption really just doesn’t make a lot of sense if you have other ways to fruitfully spend your time.

Drinking's fun, dude. Stop being so square. Nobody likes that.

Only idiots need alcohol to have fun. Nobody likes you, drunkie.

Have a drink. It will help uou relax. Stress isn’t good for your health either and you are very tightly wound.

Ah, yes. The typical projection of people who can't handle life sober. Everyone else is "very tightly wound". Nah, bro. I'm good. And you're stupid. And since it's not my problem, be assured I'm completely relaxed about it.

Oh sure, totally. There aren't enough emojis to fully demonstrate how chill and unbothered you are. If the oral cancer doesn't get you the colorectal, breast, skin, lung, or pancreatic definitely will. It's all just a matter of time. Tick tock.

[Anonymous]

If anyone bothers to read all the way to the end, they’ll see this:

“Experts say that the odds of experiencing health harms from drinking are relatively low if you average one drink a day or less.”

But most of us knew that already. Cheers!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Meh. What's the point of living longer if you can't enjoy a few drinks?

Are you the fanatical teetotaler? I'm going to tell you the same things I tell my kids: You worry about you.

Because drinking prevents you from doing rad stuff and makes you feel like dog shit?

I tie one off rarely like some people. But habitual consumption really just doesn’t make a lot of sense if you have other ways to fruitfully spend your time.

Drinking's fun, dude. Stop being so square. Nobody likes that.

Only idiots need alcohol to have fun. Nobody likes you, drunkie.

Have a drink. It will help uou relax. Stress isn’t good for your health either and you are very tightly wound.

Ah, yes. The typical projection of people who can't handle life sober. Everyone else is "very tightly wound". Nah, bro. I'm good. And you're stupid. And since it's not my problem, be assured I'm completely relaxed about it.

Oh sure, totally. There aren't enough emojis to fully demonstrate how chill and unbothered you are. If the oral cancer doesn't get you the colorectal, breast, skin, lung, or pancreatic definitely will. It's all just a matter of time. Tick tock.

Yep, I don't feel too bad about my 2-3 drinks a week, I'm way more worried about the colon cancer.