How did your ex embarrass themselves after divorce?

[Anonymous]

Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cowboy boots

Mine showed up to drop off in some last week! I was thinking 'ok Mr raised in an inner city and never rode a horse' LOL!

They were nice boots actually, if you were in fact a cowboy.

Western wear is very trendy right now and has been for a year or two.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/24/style/were-having-a-cowboy-moment.html

https://www.wsj.com/story/best-western-fashion-2025-221eac28?msockid=36d160021d7b6f4d1e26769b1c496ef2

https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a63508655/cowboy-style-trend/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Similar story here, except she was the dental assistant in internship at his last cleaning. She never even finished dental assistant school and now they're married with a baby on the way. Joke's on her, though, he's such a prick! He'll be 60 when the baby finishes high school.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Why is that funny or embarrasing? He's still putting his dick inside a younger woman. That's a win for him.

Cause the age gap is so gross. All my friends laugh with me over mimosas at Sunday brunch.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Why is that funny or embarrasing? He's still putting his dick inside a younger woman. That's a win for him.

Cause the age gap is so gross. All my friends laugh with me over mimosas at Sunday brunch.

That's only because they're so threatened. They fear their man will leave them for someone younger, hotter and tighter too.

[Anonymous]

Moved across the world. Doesn't pay any form of support or any other cost. Stiffed me on reimbursing me for our kids' round-trip plane ticket to go see them (obviously not booking them anymore, if he wants to see his kid, he books directly now).

[Anonymous]

Nothing to egregious, but I do occasionally chuckle that he’s rapidly balding because he’s really vain and self conscious about it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Why is that funny or embarrasing? He's still putting his dick inside a younger woman. That's a win for him.

Cause the age gap is so gross. All my friends laugh with me over mimosas at Sunday brunch.

That's only because they're so threatened. They fear their man will leave them for someone younger, hotter and tighter too.

Nah, its pathetic. Oldest cliche in the book. Everyone is laughing at him when they see them together.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Why is that funny or embarrasing? He's still putting his dick inside a younger woman. That's a win for him.

Cause the age gap is so gross. All my friends laugh with me over mimosas at Sunday brunch.

But that's not what you made fun of. You were making fun of the fact she attended a D3 college, which makes you the joke, actually.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP with an update: he is growing out his hair.

He is balding and has worn his hair very short for a decade to manage that, and it worked.

The children did not joke about this one. I guess it’s pretty bad.

My ex decided to also grow out his hair and start wearing it in a ponytail! He was about 60 at the time. OMG so cringey, esp because he thought he was cool even though he looked like a doofus.

[Anonymous]

My ex initiated the divorce after cheating on me with his co-worker. But on the day we met at the courthouse to finalize it, he shows up in his wedding outfit (shirt tie shoes) and his wedding ring to win me back (?!) Not a good look …he was about to burst at the seams bc he gained a TON of weight after we separated. I still remember his fat sausage fingers with the ring cutting off his circulation. I practically skipped out of the courtroom that day.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My ex initiated the divorce after cheating on me with his co-worker. But on the day we met at the courthouse to finalize it, he shows up in his wedding outfit (shirt tie shoes) and his wedding ring to win me back (?!) Not a good look …he was about to burst at the seams bc he gained a TON of weight after we separated. I still remember his fat sausage fingers with the ring cutting off his circulation. I practically skipped out of the courtroom that day.

Wow, I don't think anyone can top that just for the cringe factor alone. What did your lawyer say?

[Anonymous]

Skinny jeans, shaved underarm hair, and a faux hawk. Called my sister to apologize to my family after his destructive affair, she told him I'm not authorized to speak to you.

[Anonymous]

Got botox all over her face, and then went on on ozempic. She looks like a gaunt skeletor now. Do people find this attractive?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Started dating a track athlete at the local D3 college. Married her two years later, baby now. She's 20 years younger than me.

D3!!! Lol.

Why is that funny or embarrasing? He's still putting his dick inside a younger woman. That's a win for him.

Cause the age gap is so gross. All my friends laugh with me over mimosas at Sunday brunch.

That's only because they're so threatened. They fear their man will leave them for someone younger, hotter and tighter too.

Nah, its pathetic. Oldest cliche in the book. Everyone is laughing at him when they see them together.

Do you think he cares? He’s having fun with a hot young woman.