Jeff Bezos' Amazon gives Melania Trump $40 million for documentary on her life

[Anonymous]

Wait is this real? It's not a parody. Oh boy...............

[Anonymous]

They’re releasing it in theaters - I wasn’t aware of that before the trailer. So there are going to be very public numbers about how many people go to see it.

[Anonymous]

Eastern European hooker comes to the US on visa fraud, meets a philandering grifter through Epstein’s child trafficking ring, locks him in by breeding a baby temu Hitler Rainman, becomes First Lady twice and destroys the People’s House with her garbage taste, and drags her whole Eurotrash family over here in a gross example of chain migration.

Did I capture it? You can send me my $40m Bezos by check or wire

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eastern European hooker comes to the US on visa fraud, meets a philandering grifter through Epstein’s child trafficking ring, locks him in by breeding a baby temu Hitler Rainman, becomes First Lady twice and destroys the People’s House with her garbage taste, and drags her whole Eurotrash family over here in a gross example of chain migration.

Did I capture it? You can send me my $40m Bezos by check or wire

Is this a great country or what?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Eastern European hooker comes to the US on visa fraud, meets a philandering grifter through Epstein’s child trafficking ring, locks him in by breeding a baby temu Hitler Rainman, becomes First Lady twice and destroys the People’s House with her garbage taste, and drags her whole Eurotrash family over here in a gross example of chain migration.

Did I capture it? You can send me my $40m Bezos by check or wire

Sending Bitcoin!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:They’re releasing it in theaters - I wasn’t aware of that before the trailer. So there are going to be very public numbers about how many people go to see it.

If I did want to see it - which I don't - I would buy a ticket for a different movie then sneak into Melania's.

[Anonymous]

From the trailer, this might be the only thing on Earth that could make me feel sorry for Donald.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Here’s the trailer for the Melania movie. At first, I thought it was a parody, but it seems that it is for real.

Seems like a blatant Succession rip-off. So corny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Here’s the trailer for the Melania movie. At first, I thought it was a parody, but it seems that it is for real.

I can't believe I just spent a minute of my life watching the trailer. It did seem like some sort of parody. My gosh. How horrible. She comes across like Cruella Deville with the heels, and the black & white dress and hat. Awful.

Her voice is more annoying than RFK, Jr.'s. she has lived in this country a quarter of a century and only pidgin English!

[Anonymous]

That is utterly ridiculous. Whose idea was this.
Who will watch this, let alone pay to watch it?
It has to be a joke.
She says “everyone wants to know”
Yes, we want to know the actual status of his dementia progression and why you are covering up for him. Will that be revealed?

[Anonymous]

M :"Congratulations, Mr. President"

DT: "Did you watch it?"

M: "I did not. I will see it on the news."

LOL!!!!

[Anonymous]

It seems boring.

[Anonymous]

Obviously with all his data, Bezos knows that Trump will be a major lame duck after the midterms. /s

[Anonymous]

Surely Bezos will spend $40M on a Jill Biden documentary too?

[Anonymous]

well you know all the Trump voters are going to enjoy looking at her and fantasizing