Tucker Carlson Says he was attacked by a demon?!

[Anonymous]

“I’m late to the Tucker Carlson story but basically his wife asked him where he got those scratch marks and he went with “Uh, it must have been a demon” ???
Listen, Tucker Carlson’s wife, I need to tell you something”
- Rebecca Makkai on Threads

[Anonymous]

Hahahaha. Tucker's wife is either gullible or she's ok with him leaving her alone.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“I’m late to the Tucker Carlson story but basically his wife asked him where he got those scratch marks and he went with “Uh, it must have been a demon” ???
Listen, Tucker Carlson’s wife, I need to tell you something”
- Rebecca Makkai on Threads

Twink… demon… tomato, tomahto lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“I’m late to the Tucker Carlson story but basically his wife asked him where he got those scratch marks and he went with “Uh, it must have been a demon” ???
Listen, Tucker Carlson’s wife, I need to tell you something”
- Rebecca Makkai on Threads

Yeah, to blame a “demon” sounds insane.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

He's not an uneducated person. The only explanation for this is that he's desperate for relevance and there are lot of suckers out there.

[Anonymous]

What was the name of that demon with the long fingernails who scratched you Tucker?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

There was a pretty tedious but incredibly popular movie called “Oppenheimer” that could clear up a few questions he has. But maybe a short children’s cartoon is better suited to what he can digest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

He's not an uneducated person. The only explanation for this is that he's desperate for relevance and there are lot of suckers out there.

Either Tucker is about to found his own cult/ministry, or he's losing his mind.

[Anonymous]

Thanks for sharing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

There was a pretty tedious but incredibly popular movie called “Oppenheimer” that could clear up a few questions he has. But maybe a short children’s cartoon is better suited to what he can digest.

I think Tucker went to see “Barbie” instead. Didn’t he rant about it a lot when it was in theaters.

My guess is that Tucker is desperate to regain the income he lost after FOX fired him. I’m sure he rakes in plenty of money now but he has some bad habits to feed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

He's not an uneducated person. The only explanation for this is that he's desperate for relevance and there are lot of suckers out there.

Either Tucker is about to found his own cult/ministry, or he's losing his mind.

He needs increasingly more 'out there' content to get views. Glenn Beck's youtube channel is the same way. The sky is always falling because more views = $$$.

[Anonymous]

This thread is so funny! Thank you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What was the name of that demon with the long fingernails who scratched you Tucker?

Rover.