Keeping them in their place. If they are on the fence, lawn or furniture, they need to be chased back up into the trees. Maintaining the social order is very important when it comes to squirrels. Number 2 priority after ensuring proper feeding including payment of cheese tax and other applicable import duties. This is my dog’s world view. |
Lol! This is my dog's world view, as well! My dog's schedule is very similar to yours. Lots of squirrel correction, staring at food containers, napping, etc. |
I don't lack imagination. A puppy is just much easier than a baby, much. I have owned five puppies in my life time and had four babies. They don't compare. And to the person who said a crib is like a crate... you can't put a baby in a crib while you run errands (like the OP asked). |
I would suggest you foster a dog. That way you could test out whether being a dog owner is for you and you are giving a dog a break from the shelter. You could start with breed specific rescues and that way determine which breed of dog is good with your lifestyle. I rescued a dog and he can be left alone for a few hours while I do errands/go out to dinner or the movies. |
Yes, of course. But, if someone has never had a dog, much less a puppy they don't realize how much work they are. |
This was generally accurate, except my dog sleeps like the dead from 9-6 every night. |
I think my four infants were all easier than my three puppies. -- Babies pee and poop in one place, their diapers. -- Puppies pee and poop everywhere. -- Babies are content playing in one room while the adult plays with them. -- Puppies run around all over and always want to be somewhere else. -- Babies can usually be consoled with a breast, bottle, or pacifier. -- Puppies are harder to console at night. -- Babies don't have razor-sharp teeth and talons. -- Puppies have razor-sharp teeth and talons, much like a velociraptor. -- Babies can be brought almost everywhere. -- Puppies are not welcome very many places. As difficult as puppies can be, they are amazing little creatures who are often super-cuddly, sweet, and loving. I wouldn't trade my puppy experience for anything, but I also acknowledge that it was hard! |
| Our labradoodle is 3 and pretty chill for her size (70) lbs. She will sleep in a chair or her bed when we are not home and is not destructive. She gets two 1-2 mile walks on a week day and 3 on a weekend or if k am working from home. Loves playing in the yard with our kids, chewing on a bone, and snuggling. She does sleep in the bed with us which is like having another human in there but we love cuddling with her! |
| Yeah my baby was way easier to integrate into my life than my puppy. |