Post where your kid accepted

[Anonymous]

Indoor Sportsplex 11pm at night funsies league... every 6 weeks.

[Anonymous]

Zumba Boyzzzz Pre - MLSNext

[Anonymous]

Funsies Pampers Brown

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Pre-pre-pre Super Elite Parental Ego FC

Congrats on your offer. (emails coach and director 5 minutes later asking how they got offer and DS didn't)

But if you know a guy or drop a donation then you’re in.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Just for fun” would have sufficed.

Lololol. Amen! That is, unless it was Gollum who made the original post. Then it makes sense.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Virginia Brave Union Arranged Marriage

ooof

[Anonymous]

Northern funsies alliance

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Anonymous wrote:Elite High Performance Exclusive America FootSoccer Academy Elite: u0 (For my 2025, fingers crossed I can follow through!)

They made me sign a 10 year commitment letter with a 70% cut of all future NIL income, which they think will be about 50k a year once the umbilical cord is cut. (I think it'll be more like 100k so plenty left for us).

BUT it's totally worth it. They train 9 nights a week, the coach yells really loud so he's definitely good, and he guarantees every drill he runs will have at least 25 cones. Oh, plus he said he's personal friends with a bunch of top 25 D1 college coaches so he thinks we could see full ride offers coming in by 2030-2032.

Also, does anyone know a good private trainer for newborns? Thanks in advance

I need you to be my friend and do agressive power runs around MD Soccerplex on Sundays at 7.30 AM sharp.

My superelite-advanced mega performance F150 Funsal Star Team Captain DS will be wearing his ultraexclusive Barcelona invitation-only summer training camp shirt, so you can find me easily.

[Anonymous]

Funsies Athletic
Funsies Wednesday

[Anonymous]

Everyone stop being a troll and be serious.

Funsies City

[Anonymous]

VDA

[Anonymous]

Any news about MD clubs?

[Anonymous]

My kid got accepted to Northern Virginia Community College.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Zumba Boyzzzz Pre - MLSNext

You win!