TAG is paid by the Feds. |
Bribe the kids to go to school? Or bribe the kids to get decent grades? Or both? Or other? |
x1000000 Why is this a mystery? |
You get city services? This reeks of NWDC. How's the view from Upper Caucasia? |
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-Put down that gun
-Pay for merchandise before you leave the store -Don't be a crazy driver -Stop electing clowns to DC council |
Even minimum basics are tough for people. |
There is some truth to this. Rather than needlessly focusing on whatever else super-involved law-abiding residents can do (volunteer trash pick up! Adopt a flower bed!), it would be a vast improvement to our city if everyone simply adhered to minimum standards of decency. |