"Playground Assistant" -- hire a 5 year old at $5/hr

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:P.s. May be the kid has older siblings who baby sit and wanted to do that too.

Yeah or they like the babysitters club books or something. It's not weird, guys. It's a little young for it but not weird. Lots of humorless people on this thread. I see 5-6yo girls sometimes who love to play with my 3yo girl almost like she's a baby doll, I think it's sweet (though of course I supervise).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:And of the paid-for-supervision doesn’t work out, there’s legal liability potentially.

Really? Like there is legal liability when you pay a 13 year old to baby sit for an hour? It’s basically the mother babysitting and giving her kid the 5$

So, depending on the facts—for example, if a supervised kid falls off playground equipment—the cause of action could potentially be against a parent who is supervising the entrepreneurial kid-supervisor.

[Anonymous]

She’s on to something! Good for the little girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

We get it. You don't like kids and have an insanely low bar for what you consider harassment. Strange of you to be on DCUM in the infant/preschooler forum, but whatever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

I don't see it as any different than a lemonade stand. Wouldn't let my child be pushy but otherwise seems fine. That being said my DH got upset that a (somewhat bratty) child in our neighborhood overcharged me for something lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

I don't see it as any different than a lemonade stand. Wouldn't let my child be pushy but otherwise seems fine. That being said my DH got upset that a (somewhat bratty) child in our neighborhood overcharged me for something lol

Its not like a lemonade stand if you are soliciting door to door. Set up your table of crafts and let buyers come to you. Then it’s like a lemonade stand. Skip the door knocking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

We get it. You don't like kids and have an insanely low bar for what you consider harassment. Strange of you to be on DCUM in the infant/preschooler forum, but whatever.

We get it. You like to spew lies and have an insanely low intelligence level. Strange of you to be on DCUM when you could be encouraging your kids bad manners, but whatever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Letting your kid go around begging ("selling" junk) is a good way to make the neighborhood dislike you.

This is ... just not a nice thing to say.

DP here
It's a perfectly fine and TRUE thing to say. What's "not a nice thing" is letting your kid harass the neighbors.

We get it. You don't like kids and have an insanely low bar for what you consider harassment. Strange of you to be on DCUM in the infant/preschooler forum, but whatever.

We get it. You like to spew lies and have an insanely low intelligence level. Strange of you to be on DCUM when you could be encouraging your kids bad manners, but whatever.

Clever!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This sounds like something my daughter would have suggested (who is 8 now and has been like this forever). She wants to sell things in front of our house EVERYDAY. I can only squash the entrepreneurial spirit so much, so occasionally I acquiesce and let things happen. I don't usually feel comfortable with grifting neighbors, but on the plus side, she earned $244 this school year.

Sometimes parents have to let their kids try out ridiculous ideas. This one sounds kind of fun.

I know an 11 year old like this. He's always trying to come up with ways to make money. He has a good little business of taking his neighbor's trash cans to the curb for pickup. Recently he also bought a bunch of Prime drinks that were hard to find and was reselling to the kids at school for a tidy profit. He's always trying to find new ways to make money. He doesn't need the money, that' just how his mind works.

Oh I love this! I would pay a neighbor kid for this

[Anonymous]

I’m sorry but that is sketchy as all get out. It sounds like mom essentially wants $5 to take your kid to the playground and not watch them. There’s a few unsupervised feral kids in my neighborhood who are always going door to door trying stuff like this - “can we watch your kid, like, in the common area for $10? No? Ok can we have a snack?” And they are sketchy as hell and I witnessed one taking a scooter out of a much younger kid’s yard when the kid was not home and then leaving it in a random spot when they were done. Hard avoid at all costs.

[Anonymous]

A 5yo isn’t worth $5/hour. This is so tacky.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I’m sorry but that is sketchy as all get out. It sounds like mom essentially wants $5 to take your kid to the playground and not watch them. There’s a few unsupervised feral kids in my neighborhood who are always going door to door trying stuff like this - “can we watch your kid, like, in the common area for $10? No? Ok can we have a snack?” And they are sketchy as hell and I witnessed one taking a scooter out of a much younger kid’s yard when the kid was not home and then leaving it in a random spot when they were done. Hard avoid at all costs.

What’s crazy is they’re not even watching your kid. Sounds like you gotta go too. You’re paying for the privilege of a playdate with a preschool grad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m sorry but that is sketchy as all get out. It sounds like mom essentially wants $5 to take your kid to the playground and not watch them. There’s a few unsupervised feral kids in my neighborhood who are always going door to door trying stuff like this - “can we watch your kid, like, in the common area for $10? No? Ok can we have a snack?” And they are sketchy as hell and I witnessed one taking a scooter out of a much younger kid’s yard when the kid was not home and then leaving it in a random spot when they were done. Hard avoid at all costs.

What’s crazy is they’re not even watching your kid. Sounds like you gotta go too. You’re paying for the privilege of a playdate with a preschool grad.

Mom is really looking for someone to entertain her kid so she doesn't have to interact at the park. This is why most people have more than 1 kid. There's a built in playmate right there so you don't have to pay a stranger's 5 year old to hang out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My daughter used to go door to door selling painted rocks and drawings she had made to the neighbors, she made a lot of money that way. At age 5 or 6. A few years later she sold bracelets she had woven. I had nothing to do with any of it.

Your daughter didn't "make a lot of money". She was given "a lot of money" because neighbors were too nice to say no. There was a group of girls in our neighborhood who went around trying to sell painted rocks on a weekly basis last summer. After giving them $5 twice, I asked them to help me with weeding and I would pay them. They laughed, said no, and never came back.