| The one man band kind of set up |
| A string quartet performing in your dining room every night. |
| Sitar |
| Didgeridoo. |
| Vuvuzela for sure. |
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Nothing oozes UMC quite like the bassoon.
For extra cache, go with the contrabassoon. |
| Spoons |
- maybe if you’re a dirt poor West Virginia hillbilly. |
| recorder |
| Moonshine jug |
uncouth. Classy is a Methuselah Champaign bottle |
The alto recorder is class and the bass recorder is really classy. Sometimes the soprano recorder is, when it's playing Telemann. |
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Gonna have to go with the pipe organ as well.
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Yes to French horn |
What if they're monogrammed spoons of the finest quality silver? |