Hilaria Baldwin - At it again

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:It's apparent from all the posted videos that Alec is such a dunce he himself thought she was Spanish. You can see him egging her on to speak Spanish while her face freezes over and clearly goes blank. She's the shyster. He's just a guy who made it apparent he found her false Spanishness exotic/attractive. So she kept it up and couldn't stop.

It's almost like a 30 Rock episode where he keeps getting a date's ethnicity wrong until they just shrug to themself and agree that they are whatever he keeps saying.

He was obviously in on it, he's surrounded by lawyers, CAA, and NBC-Uni, but perhaps he overestimated her Spanish acuity. It's cute how codependent you yentas are on this scandal and all the fan fic; as if you're the only miserable SOBs in America with google prowess. Most of the actors, athletes and/or politicians you worship are pathological liars. Who freaking cares? Exposing the privileged cute trollop from Boston is not going to find you a husband or make you fertile or buy you a custom house in a premier zip. Your life remains, well, miserable.

This is so AB, don't you think? The "yentas" is a recurrent word. Trollop is an old word. (Who uses that?) And NBC-Uni is very insider-y.

+1 So Alec

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I think that only takeaway I have from all of this is that that Salma Hayek had excellent sense to stay far away from nutcase Alec.

I haven't bothered to look for the origin of this. Was it a Page Six story that Alec had pursued Salma Hayek?

Maybe? Idk. Not sure where the theory came from. But honestly, Salma has always seemed smart and she is one of the most beautiful women out there so it makes sense.

[Anonymous]

I think the cucumber thing is being overemphasized. I have fewer kids than her and have massive aphasia for certain common English words now, which strikes at totally random times. Sometimes I can remember the word in another language which is weird because I am far from fluent in those languages. Brain wiring is super weird and hormones really mess it up.
But, to be clear, I think she’s generally full of it. I can just see myself forgetting the word for cucumber. Or table. Or locker. Or dashboard. Those last three have all happened.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that only takeaway I have from all of this is that that Salma Hayek had excellent sense to stay far away from nutcase Alec.

I haven't bothered to look for the origin of this. Was it a Page Six story that Alec had pursued Salma Hayek?

Maybe? Idk. Not sure where the theory came from. But honestly, Salma has always seemed smart and she is one of the most beautiful women out there so it makes sense.

This is true, which is why I find it a touch hard to believe it, or he must have been super desperate. He was attracted to an age appropriate, complex, talented, classy, and intelligent woman in her 40s (questionable fertility!) who seems to have a great sense of self? Ok, that's awesome!

You can't have that, so you pivot towards some random chick 26 years younger than you with a sketch past and previous mental health issues who wants to do nothing but post thirsty THOT pics on the 'gram and derives her self esteem from internet randos and chooses such causes as "making breastfeeding sexy again," content to be some random fame hungry f*cktoy and brood mare? Fakes an identity? I mean, that is NOT a Salma!

Of course Salma married a seemingly great guy who happens to be a billionaire and they lead a seemingly low key life. I don't think I have seen a pic of their daughter in years. Meanwhile Alec and Hilaria... Miscarriages and D+C's #ad #Nivea $skinsosmoothe #Hollywood

It's trashy AF but Alec signed up for that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the cucumber thing is being overemphasized. I have fewer kids than her and have massive aphasia for certain common English words now, which strikes at totally random times. Sometimes I can remember the word in another language which is weird because I am far from fluent in those languages. Brain wiring is super weird and hormones really mess it up.
But, to be clear, I think she’s generally full of it. I can just see myself forgetting the word for cucumber. Or table. Or locker. Or dashboard. Those last three have all happened.

Me too, but I don't say "how you say in English?" in an accent. I live in a bilingual house and sometimes I think of it in the other language and say it, and then in my totally American dialect (I grew up here) I aay I can't think of the word in English. Learning a second language doesn't give you an accent in the first.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that only takeaway I have from all of this is that that Salma Hayek had excellent sense to stay far away from nutcase Alec.

I haven't bothered to look for the origin of this. Was it a Page Six story that Alec had pursued Salma Hayek?

Fake news from psychotic yentas. Salma was already married with a child when she was on 30 Rock.

Alec wanted a spicy latina girlfriend, but Salma kept rejecting him. The grifter Hillary heard about it from her felon friend at the organic vegan restaurant. That's when she went on the full court press as Hilaria and catfished him.

My middle school daughter corrected me and said this is blackfishing, not catfishing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Now THIS is funny.

Trump is so vindictive.

[Anonymous]

I am really impressed with Alec Baldwin's Spanish accent. When he wants Hillary to speak in Spanish with reporters from a Spanish magazine, she declines so he starts speaking phrases that he uses with the kids. He does a really good job pronouncing the phrases:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1342281264989171713

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:https://pagesix.com/2020/12/29/hilaria-baldwin-claims-she-loved-zara-before-being-in-this-country/

This really is the smoking gun. She can stretch plausible deniability on many of the other "misunderstandings" that she's claiming, but to say she was aware of this Spanish brand "before I was in this country" is such a blatant lie that has no wiggle room.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9096393/Inside-Hilaria-Alec-Baldwins-Spanish-inspired-wedding.html

Their wedding rings are inscribed in Spanish.

She conned him.

Someone needs to post some of these photos.

The flamenco fan.

The mantilla.

Readings in Spanish?!?

This poor woman is completely insane.

Ask and you shall receive. This is my fave!





The Boston Boomers who apparently can't understand or pronounce the last very challenging last name "Baldwin" and are unfamiliar with an actor that's been famous for most of their lives.

No puedo, me estoy orinando. How you say...I can't, I'm peeing on myself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that only takeaway I have from all of this is that that Salma Hayek had excellent sense to stay far away from nutcase Alec.

I haven't bothered to look for the origin of this. Was it a Page Six story that Alec had pursued Salma Hayek?

Maybe? Idk. Not sure where the theory came from. But honestly, Salma has always seemed smart and she is one of the most beautiful women out there so it makes sense.

This is true, which is why I find it a touch hard to believe it, or he must have been super desperate. He was attracted to an age appropriate, complex, talented, classy, and intelligent woman in her 40s (questionable fertility!) who seems to have a great sense of self? Ok, that's awesome!

You can't have that, so you pivot towards some random chick 26 years younger than you with a sketch past and previous mental health issues who wants to do nothing but post thirsty THOT pics on the 'gram and derives her self esteem from internet randos and chooses such causes as "making breastfeeding sexy again," content to be some random fame hungry f*cktoy and brood mare? Fakes an identity? I mean, that is NOT a Salma!

Of course Salma married a seemingly great guy who happens to be a billionaire and they lead a seemingly low key life. I don't think I have seen a pic of their daughter in years. Meanwhile Alec and Hilaria... Miscarriages and D+C's #ad #Nivea $skinsosmoothe #Hollywood

It's trashy AF but Alec signed up for that.

True. Good point. It was quite a pivot if true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It's apparent from all the posted videos that Alec is such a dunce he himself thought she was Spanish. You can see him egging her on to speak Spanish while her face freezes over and clearly goes blank. She's the shyster. He's just a guy who made it apparent he found her false Spanishness exotic/attractive. So she kept it up and couldn't stop.

It's almost like a 30 Rock episode where he keeps getting a date's ethnicity wrong until they just shrug to themself and agree that they are whatever he keeps saying.

He was obviously in on it, he's surrounded by lawyers, CAA, and NBC-Uni, but perhaps he overestimated her Spanish acuity. It's cute how codependent you yentas are on this scandal and all the fan fic; as if you're the only miserable SOBs in America with google prowess. Most of the actors, athletes and/or politicians you worship are pathological liars. Who freaking cares? Exposing the privileged cute trollop from Boston is not going to find you a husband or make you fertile or buy you a custom house in a premier zip. Your life remains, well, miserable.

That was the opposite of a sick burn.

PP here. Apparently YOU care (a lot) and you sound very miserable. I had missed the news, was catching up on this thread and clicking the links/watching the videos- too lazy to google as I didn't know this person prior to the previous link a year ago that described ol' "Hilary from Boston"- which gave everyone a giggle at the time. Fun/interesting stuff to read. As to your points (by which I am assuming you measure your own success) I'm happily married, have a few kids, no fertility issues and could not be in a better zip. I'll leave it at that, but am I allowed to read/comment on entertainment items, now, pretty please? I think you should move along- you are clearly bored so you can stop commenting in your archaic language now.

If you don't like watching the carcass be picked clean, move along as you are so obviously above it all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9096393/Inside-Hilaria-Alec-Baldwins-Spanish-inspired-wedding.html

Their wedding rings are inscribed in Spanish.

She conned him.

Someone needs to post some of these photos.

The flamenco fan.

The mantilla.

Readings in Spanish?!?

This poor woman is completely insane.

Ask and you shall receive. This is my fave!



No puedo, me estoy orinando. How you say...I can't, I'm peeing on myself.

Oh Luuuuurd this is turrrrrrible. I'm in a full spasm of cringe for her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9096393/Inside-Hilaria-Alec-Baldwins-Spanish-inspired-wedding.html

Their wedding rings are inscribed in Spanish.

She conned him.

Someone needs to post some of these photos.

The flamenco fan.

The mantilla.

Readings in Spanish?!?

This poor woman is completely insane.

Ask and you shall receive. This is my fave!



No puedo, me estoy orinando. How you say...I can't, I'm peeing on myself.

Oh Luuuuurd this is turrrrrrible. I'm in a full spasm of cringe for her.

I know they would never, but I would pay to be a fly on the wall listening to Tina Fey and Amy Poehler howl over this.

[Anonymous]

I don't know a single woman who has brought the fan to the altar. It is normal to have it at other times, but in the ceremony it is a bit vulgar and unnecessary, it is not that you are going to die of heat in a church, they are usually cool places.

Every time she tried to show her spanish "hispanicity" she becomes a parody of what someone from outside thinks being Spain is. She only needed to put paella on the wedding menu (something unusual here), and toast with "kalimotxo". Honestly, it's so exaggerated that it seems like it's making fun of us.