Harvard Law grad -- ask me anything

[Anonymous]

i went to HLS. Feel free to ask me anything.

[Anonymous]

do you know Matt Damon?

[Anonymous]

Do you love the law or are you miserable like most lawyers?

[Anonymous]

I'm not even sure what you have to contribute here. You went to HLS, ok.

[Anonymous]

Did you take the history survey course?

[Anonymous]

What year did you go?

[Anonymous]

Why do you think we're particularly interested in you, as an HLS grad, as opposed to any other law grad?

[Anonymous]

Are you socially awkward?

[Anonymous]

Can I have my change back for that double espresso in ones? Thanks so much!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can I have my change back for that double espresso in ones? Thanks so much!

[Anonymous]

My cousin went to UCLA and is admitted in California and Washington State. She is known to be a prima Donna and from what we hear, has quit a job already with a small firm in CA because she didn't like the other workers and is inflating her current job which we think is actually document review.

She graduated in 2012 and has a ton of student loan debt, is living with a boyfriend who pays her bills and is trying to get more $$ out of her grandparents.

Is it really that hard to get a job?

[Anonymous]

Are you the lady with the giant Harvard Law stickeron her million dollar baby stroller who couldn't figure out how to get the goddamn thing open and held up the entire line of people trying to board an early morning flight to LA?

We were all laughing at you and realize we didnt hide it well. I'm sorry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cousin went to UCLA and is admitted in California and Washington State. She is known to be a prima Donna and from what we hear, has quit a job already with a small firm in CA because she didn't like the other workers and is inflating her current job which we think is actually document review.

She graduated in 2012 and has a ton of student loan debt, is living with a boyfriend who pays her bills and is trying to get more $$ out of her grandparents.

Is it really that hard to get a job?

If you graduated from ucla law in 2012, yes, it is hard to get a job.

Harvard, they mostly have jobs.

[Anonymous]

Did you get the 'ask me anything' from Off Topic? This type of Q&A runs rampant over there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My cousin went to UCLA and is admitted in California and Washington State. She is known to be a prima Donna and from what we hear, has quit a job already with a small firm in CA because she didn't like the other workers and is inflating her current job which we think is actually document review.

She graduated in 2012 and has a ton of student loan debt, is living with a boyfriend who pays her bills and is trying to get more $$ out of her grandparents.

Is it really that hard to get a job?

If you graduated from ucla law in 2012, yes, it is hard to get a job.

Harvard, they mostly have jobs.

Thank you. It is bizarre to us hearing about her struggles since her family exaggerates her jobs (she was what sounded like an intern for a judge after graduation and they told everyone she was an assistant Judge, not an assistant to a judge).
Is she totally screwed and is document review an actual lawyer job?