What is the "classy" way to drink coffee - black?

[Anonymous]

Inspired by the steak thread. Curious as to whether drinking coffee "black" is the correct way to drink it. I personally find black coffee very harsh and it leaves a sort of film over my teeth, even when heavily sweetened. But it seems that there are all sorts of fancy ways to prepare coffee now (cold drip?) and everyone seems to like to serve it black.

I need milk (not cream - actual milk) and sugar in mine!

[Anonymous]

I drink it with french vanilla creamer. Feels fancy to me.

[Anonymous]

I drink mine with milk no sugar, but I have no idea if it is classy or not. And I don't care.

[Anonymous]

You lack any self-respect and have issues with your self-esteem. Who ponders these things? Classy way to drink coffee? What's next? What's the classiest way to take a dump?

[Anonymous]

French press or stove top esspresso and in a cup

I always thought MTM's method was the coolest...

[Anonymous]

A touch of fat (like cream or half and half) and sugar can help bring out the flavor of the coffee. I don't know that it has anything to do with class, but if you're using a freshly roasted coffee, it's kind of sacrilege to ruin it with artificial flavoring.

[Anonymous]

None of you DCUM broads are going to eff with my morning cup of joe. First the candles, then christmas cards, now this shit.

I'll take my coffee exactly the way I have it every morning, with peace and enjoyment, and without your opinion on it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:None of you DCUM broads are going to eff with my morning cup of joe. First the candles, then christmas cards, now this shit.

I'll take my coffee exactly the way I have it every morning, with peace and enjoyment, and without your opinion on it.

I love you!

[Anonymous]

There is no classy way to drink coffee. Coffee is for the poors!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You lack any self-respect and have issues with your self-esteem. Who ponders these things? Classy way to drink coffee? What's next? What's the classiest way to take a dump?

Finish with a bidet?

[Anonymous]

The classy way to drink coffee is anyway you damn please.

[Anonymous]

If you drink good coffee, you don't need as much cream and sugar. If you drink Starbucks, you need a lot because they burn their beans when they roast them. Starbucks is crap.

[Anonymous]

coffee with chocolate creamer if no chocolate, bourbon

[Anonymous]

the way the Arabs and Turks drink it: black, with sugar.

That is how God meant for coffee to be drunk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:coffee with chocolate creamer if no chocolate, bourbon

You are my new best friend.